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Mayor of Arlington, VA. Old liberal redneck. Pastafarian. Stoner. Professional alligator hunter. Ufologist. Formerly The Pig on X I follow back unless you're sketchy. Fuck Trump!
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LMAO.

There's one of these things at a laundromat on the Pike where I wash my quilts, comforters and blankets. I'm due for a visit. I always play that stupid machine and always lose a few dollars.

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Meow.

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LMAO!!!

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More non-political memes. We can't focus on Donnie 2 Dolls all the time.

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Sounds like a plan.

Okay, I have some mostly non-political memes to unload tonight. Enjoy or be repulsed.

Just found a great place to walk Pip. We spent 30 minutes there, never saw a another dog, they have squirrels and it's a 4 minute car ride. Kinda cool that an atheist like me, has found a use for churches. They're all cool with dogs as long as you pick up and churches have big wooded properties.

This!

The question of, 'where were you when you found out Big Balls resigned'? Will be this generations, 'where were you on 9/11'?

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A grifter protecting another grifter.

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True story.

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Arlington has totally obliterated Alexandria. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!

If you are annoyed that the #penrose spray ground has been closed for 3+ weeks for a very suspicious reason feel free to contact the county board at: [email protected]

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About to take Pip for her second walk of the day. She'd better pee quickly or I could die. I've never known a dog that always wants a belly rub. This was early this morning, before our first walk.

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This better not be true.

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Just sayin'.

No idea what your day is like but mine is off to a terrible start. Need to do yard work near neuritoxic worms - find a pair of gloves … but they’re both left hands! Find another pair - both right hands!!! Honestly you can’t win sometimes - I’m off to Ayer’s to get work gloves I guess!

youtu.be/eSfGHtOkRmg?... We've learned a lot from the supply distribution challenges provided by the pandemic. Canada and Mexico are strengthening supply chains, continental agricultural trade and shunning the rogue signatory who illegally tore up the USMCA contract.

It’s time to brace ourselves, because in six months whenever you turn on the TV or radio, we are going to have to listen and view advertisements from lawyers saying” were you, or a family member picked up and detained by ice? You may be entitled to compensation!”