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Trying some new slogans to pitch to American Airlines American Airlines: What's punctuality? American Airlines: What the fuck is a time table? American Airlines: We regard punctuality with suspicion American Airlines: We loath you

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Uhhh it's called the solar system because our sun is named Sol, it's called that because she feeds off our souls, and yes I got my astronomy degree at The University of Phoenix.

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By far my favorite part of South Korean elections: election night graphics. SBS television station kills it EVERY. TIME. They play these clips all night and they get more and more unhinged and creative as the night goes on.

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Oh VE day, may we honor their sacrifice by making life hell for Nazis

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I will never not delight in my very Eastern European boss saying "I'll be out of pocket for a day"

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Robinhood is just the Smurfs

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Happy dead Hitler day

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They’re arresting judges now

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imagine explaining to someone 10 years ago that this is about the vice president in 2025

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The moment I've been waiting for my whole life "what song do you want to play on our bar stereo" and I blanked on everything other song I've ever heard and said, Blame Brett.

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The bartender telling you you're their favorite customer is a greater feeling than being good at therapy

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Overheard in a bar "If you can't shake ass to Ava maria you can't shake ass to anything"

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@washingtonpost.com ya you, fuck off with that ai bullshit Thanks

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Remember y'all, it takes very little time to do the bare minimum, sending hate mail online

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Welp, the Pope's dead, so I guess it's time for another season of "Rome's next top bishop" fingers crossed this will finally be the ecclesiastic drag edition

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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

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It's official, Inn and Out is the most exceedingly ok chain burger place.

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You know, at least the Pope got to enjoy one last 420

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The image is terrifying and the pun is immaculate

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Uses Tumblr again for the first time in a while " Wow this is great, I love this" Later "Fuck there are a lot of post that are just shitty nitpicks by perfectionist" Checks in on blueksy "Man this is nice, and so clean and god I can't stop gushing about the block" Later "Fuck the world sucks"

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Proud to have supported him both times he ran, I'm glad he's still here for us

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🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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I absolutely think the key factor leading to this horror show has been total US failure to meaningfully prosecute white collar crime

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Sweet my Unleash the Archers, and Metric records came in

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Good morning Bluesky !

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Fuck for a second I thought human pet guy was here

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Listening to a funky band in St. Louis isn't how I thought I'd end my week but maybe more of my weeks should end like this.

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‘WITNESS ME’

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I'm still getting used to traveling for work. I hardly ever left my home state before, and now I'm out and about across the country, mostly on my own, taking in all the sites and sounds of a nation that I wish would love me back.

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"I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS." has been playing on loop in my head all day

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I didn’t change my name when I got married for some very practical reasons but I never thought “so I can keep voting” would be among them

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Yeah, this sums it up

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My discover feed is seemingly obsessed with putting men's thirst posts in my feed.

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Personal red flag: when someone uses the words “male” and “female” unironically in casual conversation. Like my mom told me “that’s for animals, not people.”

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The last thing pizza at a bar sees

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wait a minute..

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Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman. by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller

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happy confederate surrender day to all

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The best streaming service around

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My son has been looking up early 20th century news stories about animals.

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Both fascinating and deeply unsettling

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Roseanne Barr’s Illiteracy Charity Snatches 100 Millionth Book From Child theonion.com/roseann...

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