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A quick trip to Hawkins, Indiana tonight to watch Netflix live on stage, quite literally one of the stranger things to do with my time.

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Miss out on a chance to see the Clueless musical? Ugh, as if!

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The milk I bought yesterday had a hole in the carton and has leaked all over my fridge.

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Never kiss a Tory, never kiss a Reformer; don’t swipe right on the far right.

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Amazing.

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I don’t even remember the Austrian song, but given the alternative I am very, very glad that it made it to the top spot. #eurovision

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The public are like Garfield, in the sense they hate remembering Mondays. #eurovision

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Only 8 for Malta? That doesn’t seem believable! #eurovision

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Some strong brave faces in response to disappointing vote numbers on display here. #Eurovision

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Georgia’s jury is definitely giving her votes from the smoking area of her favourite nightclub. #Eurovision

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He’s worried about crying, he’s worried about peeing… Austria is leaking all over the place! #eurovision

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I should perhaps have waited for a couple more countries to declare before hastily sending Remember Monday to the dumper. #eurovision

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I should perhaps have waited for a couple more companies to declare before hastily sending Remember Monday to the dumper. #eurovision

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To be fair, it does seem to be quite an unfocused set of results so far, even if there’s a slight Austrian tilt. It’s anyone’s game. Apart from San Marino. #eurovision

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Well, it looks like Remember Monday will be forgotten by Tuesday. #eurovision

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The Eurovision voting begins! #eurovision

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Italian Noel Fielding is living his best life. #eurovision

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Presumably Celine Dion pulled out at the last minute and they had to quickly scramble to fill three minutes, hence this alpine horn section. #eurovision

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The important message we can take from this performance is that green and blue _can_ work together. #eurovision

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The dancers there, shrugging their shoulders in a direct representation of how the audience is feeling about this performance. #eurovision

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The man from del monte, he say yes! #eurovision

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And there we go then. Finland, Iceland and Germany are my favourites, with Finland probably being the actual winners. I do like Remember Monday/the UK, but unless you do a big ballad or a poppers o’clock banger, I don’t think you really stand a chance of victory. #eurovision

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Albania are wearing all the dresses from Girls Aloud’s Sexy! No, No, No video simultaneously. #eurovision

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Italy are getting it tight tonight. Forget everything else that’s going on, this is probably what’s going to trigger World War 3. #eurovision

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San Marino are an even less convincing member of the European community than Australia. #eurovision

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France there, reminded us just how many precious seconds of our life we’re wasting by watching this. #eurovision

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Nice to see some fans of the Fallout games at Eurovision bringing everyone together.

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Televised karaoke, they’re finally bringing back Channel 5’s Night Fever! #eurovision

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Sweden appear to be represented by The League of Gentlemen. #eurovision

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Denmark’s long and loose sleeved leotard feels like a failure to commit. #eurovision

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The Denmark track would be an absolute club banger if this was 2005 and not, say, 2025. #eurovision

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Portugal there, targeting that prime audience of people who find Coldplay that bit too exciting. #eurovision

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“Don’t worry”, said Malta, “It won’t be those sorts of lips we’ll be performing from. We’ll be subtle, promise!” #eurovision

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The Switzerland entry is very representative of the country as a whole, in the sense that it’s entirely neutral. #eurovision

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Armenia will probably do quite well, even if it has big “Take That when they try to do something a bit rocky” energy. #eurovision

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Klavdia sounds like a treatment you should ask your pharmacist about. #eurovision

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Germany is pretty decent in a “can imagine it being played in a club and not clearing the dancefloor” vibe. #eurovision

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A brother and sister in the same band is never anything less than weird. #eurovision

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Liberty X are looking well. #eurovision

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High heels on a steep and snowy mountain is a brave choice. #eurovision

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Italy = David No-wie. #eurovision

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Is Italy’s piano compensating for something? #eurovision

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Finland is basically what Andrew WK would be doing if he was a woman. This is not a criticism. #eurovision

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As I spent the last six years living there, I am duty bound to support the Netherlands, so hopefully it’s actually good #eurovision

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Latvia is another entry whose outfit choice means they have either not thought through the toilet situation or have spent the day severely dehydrating themselves in preparation. #eurovision

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