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(she/her) Sometimes youre just a guy in a family world Place for my awesome hypotheticals
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best dvd menu evarrrrr

Epic Games CEO "Tim Sweeney" has confirmed more Cartoon Network skins are coming to Fortnite! "I've watched so much Uncle Grandpa porn it's unreal. I have a monitor dedicated to the stuff. There's just something so addicting and hot about a middle aged guy and a pizza that just gets me going."

Venasaur being PU is fucking insane, its literally the biggest threat a sun team can have, WAY worse than Walking Wake

Its crazy that this guy had 15 minutes of fame by making the most viral video of 2016 that was simultaneously the least memorable thing from 2016 and then he just got shot and died 7 years later

It's #FungiFriday again hehe Hello #FungiFriends 🍄🍄🍄 :)

My bf watched all the reels I sent him before liking them thats how I know he fw me heavy

"Dear, dear, your loyalty to the queen still perdures" "Ah, unexpected visitors, right?" "I apologize for my current condition, I'm was being taken care for"

Everyone needs to have a hobby. (🎨: My friend Jackie drew these)

ROB ZOMBIE: VINCENT PRICE. DEVIL MAN. FUCK YOU WITH MY CHAINSAW HAND. EDDIE MUNSTER SAMPLE: I wanna bring my spider for show and tell

Get miku’d bozo

Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot

hey check out this cool video

friends I won’t lie I’ve been drafting a joke all weekend about going back in time and jerking off a caveman and then returning to the present and watching the world be different but I cannot land the plane for the life of me

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIM

Oshawott with butter on his head (He thinks he's SOOOO endearing)

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

my favorite post of the year so far

When i saw deadpools saddest moment i nearly shit. Mediums are a way in which we are allowed to appreciate & look at various art

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

for sale: hawk tuah, never worn

contrary to what some people say, there is a way to tell if an artist you love is problematic. the first thing you need is a really, really big scale. the old fashioned hanging kind with a pan on each side. next you need a feather, preferably from an ostrich. now comes the hard part,

Im so fucking good at scrolling my phone

I never realized this until someone mentioned it to me, but the switch REALLY lacks personality compared to the DS and 3ds

asking important questions

#drawing #pencil #art #sketch #doodle #original

I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away

Scraping smegma off his cock like barnacles off of a ship

my haters have begun to barter and are forming rudimentary trade networks