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Optimistic Curmudgeon Vulgarian • Dog Lover • A Muppet of a Man • Anti-Anthropocentrism • he/him/they • Feet on the ground, head in the sky • "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE"
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“I’m a patriotic rugged one of a kind individual. They broke the mold when they made me. That’s why I own the same ridiculous truck every other asshole has w the same dumb stickers. Think the same exact way as every male I work with & live my life like I’m not a complete downer for everyone in it.”

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So he paid for all his endorsements. #AlwaysProjecting

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I went to various churches on and off as a kid. I had good experiences there but I didn’t really learn to care about people through church. I learned to care about people at music shows, our community built through art

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People that talk about the dangers of dehumanization and then do a dance at a former president’s cancer diagnosis are the problem

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Your faves are terrible fucking people

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Oh good, now everyone became oncologists overnight

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Flipped by CNN and saw fucking Tapper interviewing Clyburn so I stopped to see if he was hawking that shit book and whatta ya know?! he fucking was. In that shifty "Axios is reporting..." way. THE CURRENT PRESIDENT RECEIVED A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR PLANE AS A BRIBE BUT HOLY SHIT JOE BIDEN STUMBLED ONCE

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Happy Birthday to this motherfucker

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You’d think the squares that read rap lyrics into congressional record while clutching pearls would know that it’s 187 NOT 86. But it’s not about reality, it’s about outrage and distraction

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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

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Connor O’Malley perfectly portrays every white male dipshit

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Always a pleasure to go outside to my backyard at night and hear my alcoholic neighbor fighting with and gaslighting his girlfriend while yelling at her that she's "acting like a fucking r*****" over and over. I really fucking hate this guy

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I think the theme song to Your Friends & Neighbors is one of THE worst songs

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Shoutout to Whitney Plantation, who has always BANNED WEDDINGS at their location and allowed the entire facility and its grounds to be an indoor and outdoor museum. It also houses the genealogical records for over 100,000 enslaved people. You can search for your loved ones in its archives.

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Shoutout to Iberville Parish having a BALL lmaoooooooooooo

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I captured a Northern Cardinal in flight on an overcast morning in Central Park. You can see the sky through the Cardinal's wings! Amazing. ❤️❤️❤️ #Cardinal #CentralPark #birding

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Reading one specific news item today:

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I'm so bored of talking about men Look at the news, is it that time again?

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Weird how that orange shit stain doesn't address any of the points levied at him by Springsteen. Just his usual verbal diarrhea and threats

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That place should have been burned to the ground in 1865

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The Boss: telling it like it is Springsteen shining a light on the chaos, threats & injustices of the moment with hope and love in his heart for America 🇺🇸

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Oh no! Now where will white people hold their weddings on ground soaked in enslaved blood

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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

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One crucial thing to understand about the book & tour (about Biden's age) from Alex Thompson & @jaketapper.bsky.social is that angry liberals yelling at them for wallowing in this bullshit while fascism takes over the country ... is *built in*. It's part of the business model. They want & expect it.

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LUKE KORNET!!!

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I love our pack

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NEW EPISODE! Dead or alive, you're coming with us! In which we explore why Robocop is A PERFECT MOVIE with the wonderful @bjcolangelo.bsky.social. There is an EXTENDED CUT of this episode available on Patreon and Apple Podcast Subscriptions!

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I’ll never get over how, in an era when women’s rights and status are being attacked and eroded in law and culture alike, we were incessantly told that it was boys and men whose suffering we needed to attend to.

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Got out super-early this morning before the rain hit Central Park and was rewarded by spotting this Great Egret fishing at the Harlem Meer! 😍😍😍 #Egret #CentralPark #birding

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I don’t understand. Are they saying a wheelchair user can’t be president? Like there’s a fucking tyrant child king in the White House and we’re arguing this bullshit

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People are running around singing a "heil hitler" song but sure, Joe Biden is to blame for everything.

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Please, for the love of whatever god, stop saying that the Dems would have won if they just kept saying "weird".

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Everyone take their fecal coliform showers today? #MAHA #SewageSpa #RFKJR

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Why is this the responsibility of a fucking political party? JFC

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Throughout the season, every friggin game the Celtics played, the opponent played it with a playoff intensity. Not surprised the wear and tear is showing

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Everyone should have just listened to Zach in ‘18

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Oof

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What a literal turd this motherfucker is

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It only counts as corruption if it's being delivered by an overweight cat in a suit that says "BIG BUSINESS" to an elderly man in an American flag suit marked "UNCLE SAM"

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Trained by the masters in the bo staff, this warrior is ready to strike any creature that dares threaten its family and friends

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"Oh, look! Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table. Uh, Smithers, why don't we leave the room, and hopefully, when we return, the pile of money will be gone."

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Alcoholic abusive neighbor started a fire and blasting country music at 9 am tells me his girlfriend’s kids don’t want him coming along

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OH NO THE POPE DOESN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO AN ARCHAIC INSTITUTION THAT PROTECTS CHILD RAPISTS! WHATEVER SHALL I DO!?

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What kind of edibles are some of you eating because it sounds like you take LSD. Hallucinating and shit? That is not what weed does.

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