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foolishgremlin.bsky.social
29 year old creature just trying to function in modern society or whatever °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ cozy gamer🌱 avid reader📚 toddler parent🐞 always sleepy💤
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I have the wardrobe of a cartoon character

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

No human is illegal on stolen land!

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

thinking about gossip girl

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I listen to the coyotes every night and they sound like they’re having so much fun

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

zero textbook cost classes are the best

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm here for those who grew up being bullied and ostracized for being too weird, silly or unique. there's nothing wrong with you. you don't need to fit in, it's dreadfully boring 🥰

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

i have whatever medical condition you think makes my actions more excusable

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The past two mornings I have woken up to my son saying “don’t worry mommy I turned off your alarm!”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

its weird how people act like social anxiety is some uwu >.< cutesy thing when its literally debilitating

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I had to explain millimeters and centimeters to my mother in law today and I have so many questions??

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

started cleaning the bedroom and ended up sitting on the floor painting my nails thanks adhd brain I appreciate you

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

bought a pineapple at Costco without *really* considering how I’m going to butcher this thing

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

“this is so gross you should smell it” is my love language

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

thought we were meeting my dad at the zoo so I drove to the zoo and my dad thought we were meeting him at his house and there is an unhappy child in my backseat now OH NO

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

my child is insisting on using this port a potty even though there is perfectly good indoor plumbing right next door this is a literal nightmare for me

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

thinking of this tiger and this tiger only

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

the anxiety of feeling the need to make the most of your free time is ROUGH

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

need to be put through a pasta roller

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

literally feeling your brain switch off after being on a roll on an assignment is the worst feeling

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

I see a minimum of three lizards a day just living their lives how COOL is that

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so lucky that I live near so many lizards

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

when I was a child I genuinely felt bad for the color orange because I thought it was nobody’s favorite color so I would tell people it was mine so it wasn’t sad

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

*writes a funny or insightful comment to a mutuals post* *backspaces and thinks "nah i shouldnt, i'm being weird"* i do this everytime 🥲

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

Opening acnh to celebrate my birthday with my villagers before restarting my island and sending them to the void

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

thinking about stobotnik

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

the moon is showing off tonight!! you go girl!!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

tristan thorn my beloved

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I am absolutely vibrating with energy right now

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

every year my grandpa texts me within a 2 day radius of my birthday and I appreciate his spirit

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I miss my little friends that live in my phone!! Hello!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

don’t understand how I am just now noticing I got sunburnt yesterday

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

ate too many Cheetos while sitting on the bedroom floor and now my tummy hurts 😭

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

the feeling of being too hot to sleep is definitely top 5 worst feelings

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

do you ever just kinda wander around the house like a ghost

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

burrito juice leaked on me and all I smell is burrito and this is a nightmare

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I can accept that

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

class was basically group therapy today that was pretty cool

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminder: Internet friends count as real friends. There is real human beings behind every screen and those kind of friendships are valid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

bumped into my neighbour in the park and chatted a bit; eventually told him I had to go home and work and he blurted out "you have to work? oh no!" and I mean I know it's noon on Monday but I think that should b everyone's reaction to the very idea of work on a sunny day

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Man this girl really sat there and said she doesn’t believe housing is a human right!! Out loud!! In front of people!!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments