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foolishgremlin.bsky.social
29 year old creature just trying to function in modern society or whatever °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ cozy gamer🌱 avid reader📚 toddler parent🐞 always sleepy💤
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its weird how people act like social anxiety is some uwu >.< cutesy thing when its literally debilitating

I had to explain millimeters and centimeters to my mother in law today and I have so many questions??

started cleaning the bedroom and ended up sitting on the floor painting my nails thanks adhd brain I appreciate you

bought a pineapple at Costco without *really* considering how I’m going to butcher this thing

“this is so gross you should smell it” is my love language

thought we were meeting my dad at the zoo so I drove to the zoo and my dad thought we were meeting him at his house and there is an unhappy child in my backseat now OH NO

my child is insisting on using this port a potty even though there is perfectly good indoor plumbing right next door this is a literal nightmare for me

thinking of this tiger and this tiger only

the anxiety of feeling the need to make the most of your free time is ROUGH

need to be put through a pasta roller

literally feeling your brain switch off after being on a roll on an assignment is the worst feeling

I see a minimum of three lizards a day just living their lives how COOL is that

I’m so lucky that I live near so many lizards

when I was a child I genuinely felt bad for the color orange because I thought it was nobody’s favorite color so I would tell people it was mine so it wasn’t sad

*writes a funny or insightful comment to a mutuals post* *backspaces and thinks "nah i shouldnt, i'm being weird"* i do this everytime 🥲

Opening acnh to celebrate my birthday with my villagers before restarting my island and sending them to the void

thinking about stobotnik

the moon is showing off tonight!! you go girl!!

tristan thorn my beloved

I am absolutely vibrating with energy right now

every year my grandpa texts me within a 2 day radius of my birthday and I appreciate his spirit

I miss my little friends that live in my phone!! Hello!!!

don’t understand how I am just now noticing I got sunburnt yesterday

ate too many Cheetos while sitting on the bedroom floor and now my tummy hurts 😭

the feeling of being too hot to sleep is definitely top 5 worst feelings

do you ever just kinda wander around the house like a ghost

burrito juice leaked on me and all I smell is burrito and this is a nightmare

I can accept that

class was basically group therapy today that was pretty cool

Friendly reminder: Internet friends count as real friends. There is real human beings behind every screen and those kind of friendships are valid. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

bumped into my neighbour in the park and chatted a bit; eventually told him I had to go home and work and he blurted out "you have to work? oh no!" and I mean I know it's noon on Monday but I think that should b everyone's reaction to the very idea of work on a sunny day

Man this girl really sat there and said she doesn’t believe housing is a human right!! Out loud!! In front of people!!

I really should know how to park by now probably

did the Minecraft movie inspire me to finally download it after meaning to for a year? yes. do I have any idea what I’m doing? NOPE.

I know for a fact I could not control my face in the meeting we had this morning

spending my days internally screaming

need to be sent to the seaside for my health

I’m sorry the maximum amount of WHAT

me when my friends are busy: they hate me oh god what did i do they hate me they hate me i am SUFFERING why do they hate me also me: forgets to text people back for 16 hours straight bc i was playin sims