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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

My latest for the New York Times:

Incredible energy. You love to see it

You guys I'm having the best morning

this kind of panic is completely disconnected from objective reality, what on earth are they expecting will happen if the city becomes (optimistically) 10% more responsive to the needs of people who will never know anyone who has a line drawing of themselves in the newspaper

No one is going to believe me but I took it easy on this book. The entire argument that "dissenting voices were silenced" during the pandemic is laughably false *according to the authors' own evidence* and the dissenters in question are now in charge of America's entire public health apparatus.

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Hey bluesky, Regular Guy JD Vance here. I just can't stop thinking about children's private parts.

"instead of listening to a podcast I just ask AI to tell me about a subject" buddy just have a grade school child, the answers will be just as suspect, the energy will be much more enthusiastic, and you cannot split a milkshake with chatgpt for fun

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

If we had a dictatorship of the proletariat I could be at brunch right now

Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first: Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.

don't laugh, armies only behave like this when they're very depressed

Hundreds, maybe more, in Des Plaines, Illinois. The middle of this country fucking hates this guy.

i'm at the combination gilded age and years of lead

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

incredible things are happening in China

WAKE UP HUMAN IT IS TIME TO GO PROTEST

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

Also that's not "across from Millennium Park". That's a computer monitor showing a picture of Millennium Park.

They know exactly what they're doing

A great way for Senate Democrats to protest what’s going on is to not have almost 40% of the caucus keep voting to advance a money laundering bill.

She will not. They will promote her if they can. As such it is up to Democrats in the House to file articles of impeachment [I KNOW THEY WILL FAIL] - FILE THE ARTICLES and keep bringing them up ALL OF THE TIME. Tell folks that you will impeach her if you have the majority in the future.

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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

the hard times doesn't miss @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social

"Man I need a serious cup of mud brother"

We're going to see the Savannah Bananas next weekend in Cincinnati. I'm excited to see how much of it is baseball-like product vs tiktok dance

I cannot stop wheezing

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