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Refusing to subscribe to Criterion until they add Fast Five

Marcus Thuram I love you

This match

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Gary Neville making a run for it 14 seconds after the final whistle is officially my favourite thing about Liverpool winning the title on Sunday. youtube.com/shorts/MZZWP...

Hockey players as Moo Deng, a series. 😡

6” inseams are the perfect length and the fact that they’re nearly impossible to find on shelves is an indictment of American men’s fashion.

Zach Bryan is just a Morgan Wallen who writes his own songs

Dr Mel for life

Barrel aged Malort. Because Jesus’s left us ages ago.

We need more 90-minute feature films and fewer 90-minute TV episodes.

high time to revive this one

@pablo.show interrupting people’s day to ask if they have a phone jack only to respond with “John, you’re a mensch” after finally being told yes is the most Stugotz thing ever done on PTFO

I will forever think that George Russell looks like he walked out of the potential suitors slideshow from Princess Diaries 2

Someone on IG said that killing a French vampire means putting a baguette through the heart which makes the work painstaking and I just really need to hold space for this right now.

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

Beans in chili are woke. What a great bit

Me when the USWNT play:

drake: oh good, the lawsuits worked kendrick:

djokovic withdrawal and kim mulkey L to start the weekend

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.

STICK YOUR DARWIN SLANDER UP YOUR NOSE.

Mandela effect where I could have sworn Katy Perry did Fight Song

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

Buc-ee could restore some prestige to the NWA title

Putting together some informative graphics

Some personal news,,,, Just did my first shot of malort

Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social speed is on IFC