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silly billy

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My brother was in a class once and a guy who needed a piece of paper asked him "dude, can I borrow a slice of pape?" and that's how my brother met the coolest person who ever lived

submitted 213 days ago • 3 comments

ME: pistol in my belt You think I can throw four silver dollars in the air and shoot them all? WIFE: watching Friends Whatever TV: 🎶 So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay 🎶 ME: throwing the coins

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

more lessons = less morons

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

THE ANAGRAM KILLER: If you ever want to see your family again, you have ten seconds to anagram the word... "dictation" ME: sobbing I can't do it

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

roses are red violets are blue if you ignore the first line this is a haiku

submitted 122 days ago • 20 comments

my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 40 we'll hunt each other for sport

submitted 155 days ago • 18 comments

me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too

submitted 158 days ago • 11 comments

Me: Should I eat burritos for the third night in a row Magic 8 Ball: MY REPLY IS NO Me: Burritos it is

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

ME: Okay so, funny story, I thought "deadly sins" meant you had to do them or you die ST. PETER: Yeah we were all wondering

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

FRIEND: It says here scientists have discovered the toughest man on Earth ME: Hold my beer. The cold is hurting my fingers

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Took down the tree (roundhouse kick)

submitted 168 days ago • 3 comments

[hard-boiled detective voice-over] I arrived at the opossum's funeral -- nobody was buying it

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

submitted 183 days ago • 23 comments

[Me as a Musketeer] I chop the chandelier down with my sword and ride the rope up to the ceiling, then I'm just stuck up there

submitted 184 days ago • 2 comments

at the train station intercepting blown kisses and spiking them into the ground

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

time to rate some sums of money $100: classic amount of money $0.55: not very much $320.13: not bad $2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you $74,000,000: huge amount of money $74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better! $16: sure -$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me

submitted 185 days ago • 99 comments

running down the street in the snow Merry Christmas Bedford Falls! Merry Christmas Taco Bell! Merry Christmas 24 Hour Fitness! Merry Christmas you wonderful ol' Verizon Store!

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Amazon: you order has been placed Me: great thanks Amazon: your order has been prepared Me: cool Amazon: your order is being put in the truck Me: it's ok I don't need an update on every step Amazon: the driver just buckled his seatbelt

submitted 186 days ago • 29 comments

I've updated the Halloween decorations to Christmas decorations

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments