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In case you missed it, Bryan DeChambeau, winner of the 2024 US Open, played golf yesterday with his boy Donnie. I wonder if he got a ride in the souped up cheater golf cart?

Coming soon! Office of Remigration. Stupid fuckers.

Go ahead & punch me in the face. Who tells a 5 year old to do that? Nah, it's just a bad botox session. Go slither back to Tesla skank. We hate you & wish nothing but the best of all the bad things in the world to rain down upon your ketamine riddled brain.

I'd like to lock Donnie in a room with the Florida Panthers. They can out bully that piece of shit any day with ease. Tkachuk around & find out what happens.

Hey muskrat - go take a ride in your rocket & get the fuck out of our lives.

If you love books, read this one. Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books. Easy read & made me laugh.

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Three little-known judges just put Donnie out of business, and upended global commerce in the process. I cannot wait until he is out of our lives. Permanently & forever.

On Ronnie's last day, we will be doing the dance of joy. Then we'll reverse everything he did to take away our rights as residents of this state. I hate him. Education commissioner to leave post, become interim president at University of West Florida floridaphoenix.com/2025/05/27/e...

Donnie is grooming Marco to be his successor.

Elon Musk said he’s committed to staying on as CEO of Tesla for at least another five years and would only stop “if I’m dead.” That will be an awesome day for Americans. Wish it would happen today. 😏

Just shut the fuck up Muskrat. Everybody hates you. Are you coming after all of us? Just try & you'll be sorry.

Grow some balls @cbsnews.com Why are you afraid of the WH?? We, the people are not so why are you?? Ah, but the retaliation you say. 8647

Looks like Dickhead Jr wins the prize for 1st dickish post.

It'll be interesting to see the reactions to the cancer diagnosis especially with the Tapper book coming out. Who will make the most dickish comments? I vote for Looney Laura Loomer or one of the idiot sons.

Macron shook one hand.

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Pope Francis meets with Vance & dies shortly thereafter. It's a sign from God.

Beach art in Fort Pierce, FL 😎

So the muskrat is now on to his 14th child. How about those family values?

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the US Cyber Command to stop all offensive cyber operations against Russia. Another fucked up policy from a fucked up government.

Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said yesterday that America's "rapidly changing" foreign policy "largely coincides with our vision." Over our dead bodies Putin. The bear has been poked.

Fuck you, Mike Johnson, you need to resign.You're a disgusting ass kissing nazi lover who hates America 🇺🇸

Poor Donnie & friend can't handle it when someone tells them to pack sand. That is how to stop a bully. It makes them lose their shit. 💩😂

Also yesterday, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said migrants in the country illegally must register with the federal government in an effort to "compel them to leave the country voluntarily". What a fucking stupid statement. I want dog killers to register with the feds. 💩

Remember this: Tyranny cannot prevail over people who refuse to succumb to it.

This is the White House switchboard 202-224-3121. Call it & ask for your congressional people & ask them what they're gonna do about the shit sow in DC!! Just called Brian Mast now calling the douche bag who we call the little pea brain Red Tide Rick.

DOGE = Dept of Dog Shit. Tell me your words for this acronym. 💩

Washington stepped aside rather than go for a 3rd term as President. Ronnie just changes laws to suit himself like he did during his failed run for the WH. He is a fuck wad. DeSantis applauds Washington’s virtue, choosing country over power, at statue unveiling floridaphoenix.com/briefs/desan...

My 1 year rate of return on y 401k is 26.24% but since 1/1/2025 only 1.96%. Yeah, the stock market thinks the 🍊🐷 is doing all the right things. Stupid stupid people.

I cannot wait until this fucker is gone. Tallahassee’s going Looney Tunes over immigration floridaphoenix.com/2025/02/03/t...

Meanwhile here in Florida we also have to deal with this fuckwad. DeSantis turns down the volume in immigration battle with legislative leaders floridaphoenix.com/2025/02/03/d...

I would hate for this picture of Mark Zuckerberg staring down the shirt of Jeff Bezos’ fiancée Lauren Sanchez during Donald Trump’s inauguration to go viral. Would be such a shame for Zuck.

A view from north of the border open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

That jackass Rudy needs to be put in jail. Now. Stop screwing around with his bullshit.