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138 (-4). An enjoyable week in a dreadful season

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

Schlotterbeck outscoring my entire team 🫠

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

The EV Gods told me to do it

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

44 points out of my PSG lads

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

MD9 🌎 8651 Tough call between Dembele captain and Haaland, against a depleted Madrid defence. Likely switch to Kane on Weds if required. Serie A fantasy loyalty carries over - do your thing, Retegui. All chips still available

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Back to talking to myself on X and seeing posts that concern me for where the fuck we’re heading as a species 🫠

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

To say I need a Rodgers return, would be to understate

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Prospective Pickford owners: I hope you like bookings (4 in the last 7). Taking good performances out of the bonus shakeup, and making bad performances that bit worse 🤡

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

MD7 🌎 9554 Will move the captaincy on from Lookman if he doesn’t start Don’t mind if the captaincy rolls over to Mbappe tomorrow All chips still available

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Wayne Hennessey reading the news: "Why is Elon Musk calling for the ball from one of the back four?"

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

One thing possibly being over-looked in the Gakpo discourse is that PSV fixture - his former club. Dutch Manager. Whilst LFC should have qualified by that point, it’s still worth €2.1m to the club to win - and they can still only field registered players. Still be a number of 1st teamers involved

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

Good riddance, Nicky Jackson. What a dreadful own you have been

submitted 152 days ago • 2 comments

Commentator: 🎙️ “João Gomes.” My brain:

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Priced out of a (potentially silly -8) after having the audacity to enjoy Christmas, rather than monitor FPL price changes

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Be good if this Cunha ban is enforced around 14:03.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

IN: Raul, Bowen, Castagne OUT: Evanilson, Johnson, Rico (3 FT’s) 🌍 1M 🧢 Salah Bench pain 🔜

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

3 FT’s, don’t love any transfers, yet simultaneously hate my team for this week

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Something about getting what you pay for..

submitted 187 days ago • 1 comment

Dreadful Sunday following a decent Saturday 😭 Evanilson, it is time my friend.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

Brenny Johnson has been a fairly irritating own 😢

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

That Chris Wood goal being chalked off was like witnessing a terrible injustice to a close family member

submitted 189 days ago • 1 comment

New Quest Unlocked #FPL

submitted 189 days ago • 4 comments

Flekken this, Verbruggen that.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

The 17:45 kick off is for facing an in-form Vágner Love away at CSKA Moscow, circa 2008

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Finally at a 6 figure rank! 4.5m to 850k in 7 GW’s. Pleased to get a good green when rolling the transfer into a postponement 🎉 Hopefully rolling into 3FT’s

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Goals everywhere, and I’m cheering on Rogers and Lewis

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Rico clean wiped in 4 mins

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Three starters

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Two differential attackers for Bournemouth v Spurs tonight feels nice, looking for a nice 8-8 draw or so. 16 goal thriller on the south coast. Midweek madness. All the hits.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Double digit haul for DCL, to add insult to injury..

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

Just one starter would have been nice

submitted 199 days ago • 2 comments

The TV exec who came up with a 19:30 kick off, has clearly never put my son to bed

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

GW14 OUT: Mbeumo, Isak IN: Saka, Evanilson Deep regret at not bringing Saka in for a -4 a few weeks back. No regrets going forward. Palmer 🧢 Tempted to play Faes for some Tuesday night interest 😀 Chasing a 6th straight green arrow. Enjoy your midweek 😎

submitted 200 days ago • 1 comment