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Fantasy Premier League - 4 x Top 10k and 12 top 100k finishes in 13 years. #NUFC
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The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification. But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment. But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

submitted 18 days ago • 26 comments

I've had norovirus twice in the last 2 years. - Boxing Day 2023 - Chris Wood bangs a hat trick against Newcastle - Today - Villa rightfully absolutely batter us and i have a bench boost that consists of Dan Burn, Wan Bissaka and Isak. Time to pack it in.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

My life is infinitely happier without FPL i have decided.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Been a disaster all season in prepping for blanks and doubles. Had Cunha who got suspended, got Haaland back early who is now very doubtful, Sold Salah over Palmer as there was no news of his injury. All this means is wildcard time.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Some interesting stats on Goals vs the traditional top 6 all comps for current club. 🔹️Isak: 32 games, 19 goals and 1 assist 🔹️Haaland (replacing City with Newcastle as reference): 33 games, 19 goals and 8 assists Isak is class is my takeaway.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

-8 gets me here, solid enough team for 29 and 30. Then WC. The temptation is really there to WC early, save the point hits and get a stronger 29 and 30 team but the uncertainty on FA and Intl break could be too large.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Endless options with this severely below par team. Cunha/ Dango/ Trent and Ndiaye really screwed me. 1ft with 2.3m in the bank 1 - Palmer and Isak to Kluivert and Haaland (-4) 2 - Salah and Ndiaye to Haaland and Kluivert (-4) 3 - minus 8 and sell TAA 4- Wildcard baby Thoughts?

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

Was just thinking this was the easiest double clean of the season. United have absolutely nothing. Raya really has to have a look at himself there.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

What would the good people of bluesky do with this? No FH to be used was the plan but Ndiaye, Cunha and Dango could hurt that. 1 ft with 1m in the bank.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

Left winger suspended, Left Back injured, Preferred Left Centre Back injured. Salah/Trent/Szlob gonna have a field day.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Hall out for the foreseeable, Gordon suspended, Botman consistently doubtful, Isak ran into the ground. Cup final is gonna be nasty sadly.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Ahh UK train prices have gone up again. And my usual train is still delayed with no seats available.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Would be pretty surprised if Newcastle don't back to the Joelinton Willock LCM LW combo with Gordon out. Not sure Howe really rates Barnes.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

That honestly couldn't have gone worse. Out a very winnable cup, Gordon out the cup final, Hall injured, Isak injured potentially. 120 mins in the legs. Horrific.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Doesn't excuse the defending but defenders walking 20 yards before taking a throw fucking infuriates me.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Had Strand Larsen most the season. Cunha shit on him every week with 0.01xG goals. Finally get Cunha 2 weeks ago. Now he is suspended for the crucial period required 🫠🫠🫠

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone getting Pedro, Kluivert or Rogers off the bench. Got fucking Mykolenko to come on 🫠

submitted 113 days ago • 4 comments

As a Newcastle fan and Palmer captainer. Tonight has the potential to be pretty dismal 😂

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Own: Cunha blank, Castagne blank, Palmer blank*, Dango blank. Do not own: Rogers goal, Watkins assist, Munoz assist, Mateta goal, Kluivert goal, Pedro goal. It hasn't gone great.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

This is turning into an all timer stink fest.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Chelsea look ass ngl.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Hmm Bowen, Nkunku or Semenyo for the next 4 weeks or so before WC?

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Go against Salah, my cap gets a brace and I'm still gonna come out of this down 😂😂

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Is do or die for me now. The last hurray to try and make ground from 1m rank. So two big gambles: Glasner AM. Isak Captain. Season finished if its goes badly.

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Liverpool facing PSG the midweek before cup final in 2nd leg. Have to cling onto any hope they may be tired.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

If you're #NUFC and you'd like a GK that profiles like Pope at his best but with the ability to kick, then Trafford is a good option. I honestly think he only gets better over the next 3-5 seasons too.

submitted 119 days ago • 7 comments

What you smart smart people do here? 1FT and 2.5m in the bank. Options include: 1) Roll 2) Ndiaye/Pedro to Cunha a week early 3) Rogers to Semenyo/Kluivert 4) Slot to Arteta/RVN 5) 2+3 6) 2+4

submitted 119 days ago • 2 comments

Ndiaye, Pedro, Rogers and Slot. 1 FT 😬😬😬. Fuck knows what I'll do - Pedro due drop tonight aswell.

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

Well that was shit.

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment