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I'm fascinated by all of the hands in this photo. Look at Trump's teeny tiny hands, cupping that teeny tiny little cup compared to the ginormous hand between them and the ginormous hands of the Saudi dude. Troll level: ginormous.

The fact Awoniyi has had to have emergency surgery because they did not call that offside right away should be a much bigger news story than it is right now.

After the trade talks with the UK and China: 1. The average tariff rate in the U.S. is 17.8%, the highest since 1934 2. The Trump import tariffs will cost the average family around $2,800 per year 3. It's a bigger share of the budgets of low-income folks budgetlab.yale.edu/research/sta...

Spent all that time writing when you could have just quoted Arteta.

😂🤣😂

Send me to El Salvador, defense still exists.✊🏼

#esfantasy #wc6

Very good thread that captures an Arsenal supporter’s view of the criticism of Arteta.

The complimentary No. 9 to Kai is under our nose. Now get a similarly complimentary left winger.

Wild weekend for #FPL30m

10 pts from safety. Fuck.

🧐 🤔

The entire PGMOL should be locked in a room and hit with a fire hose while blaring death metal plays until they can provide a reasonable and objective explanation for how Bruno G.’s forearm smash to Jorginho’s head is not a foul. Toss Dale Johnson in there with them.

The hierarchy of beings has been established.

Morning, ☕️ ...it's sometimes referred to as The Forgotten Tragedy but it's 40 years ago today since the horror of The Bradford City Fire in which 56 people lost their lives with many many more baring the scars of what they witnessed that day.... #RIP56 🤎🧡

Would explain the ski masks and general lawlessness or lack of professionalism.

Good to see that Erling continues to keep it humble.

Time for a KDB banger.

Time for a KDB banger.

Mitoma > KDB Marmoush > Wissa Mbeumo 🧢 OR: 86k

Mikel Arteta, delusional as ever. I’m still annoyed at the way his post-PSG comments were presented. Especially by people in the business who typically extol the virtues of candid managers and who chastise cliché-ridden responses.

I guess I have to move Mitoma out.

Probably not going to do anything. Just not feeling any moves.

New Bond villain just dropped.