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I skeet about Arsenal, FPL and some other shit that impacts my life. Until real football returns, this account has been taken over by the resistance. Sorry if this bothers you.
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This won’t get to GW2 without a player walking into the background of a dressing room interview with his d*ck out.

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An addled president is shredding the Constitution to usher in white nationalism and fascism while destroying the economy and our health care, so if you’re going to write an alarmist op-ed because a mayoral candidate might open five (5) city-run grocery stores, you can kindly get bent.

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Zohran Mamdani’s plan to tax the rich is a 2% tax on income over $1 million. If you make $1.1 million, you’d pay an extra $2,000. Watching working class conservatives and politicians completely meltdown about this is wild.

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Take < 3 mins.

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Senator Gillibrand called on Al Franken to resign. I think she should resign for falsely smearing Zohran Mamdani as a terrorist. He has never invoked a ‘global jihad’. This is a nasty, Islamophobic racist smear from a sitting Dem senator.

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Amen!

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*Chuckles* I’m in danger.

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Fmr. Energy Sec. Ernest Moniz told me it “would be simple. It’s just cylinders filled with a gaseous form — uranium hexafluoride, to be precise, in basically metal tanks, and you can just load them onto a truck and move them.” “If I were a military planner, I would be assuming all of it was moved.”

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I’m a pescatarian until I hear about the chateaubriand special.

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When the static is thermo.

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How long will Miller Last?

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Well it's official: with more than 2 months of the transfer window to go and no sign of Arsenal panic-buying a striker, Mikel Arteta should be arrested and put in jail. Read more in my latest column for FootieToilet

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Perhaps it wasn’t the transfer fee that decided things. Just a thought.

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I should do some work but my head is blank from heat so I made this.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Just making stuff up. Partey has 78% more injured days during the same time period in the same league.

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People who believe not voting 2024 makes them morally superior because they're not "murdering children" should be constantly reminded that they helped elect Trump, who destroyed USAID - an act that's now murdering children around the world. www.bu.edu/sph/news/art...

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🚨 Arsenal in process of finalising agreement with Brentford to sign Christian Norgaard. Dialogue continues between #AFC & #BrentfordFC midfielder over contract length at Emirates Stadium. Medical for 31yo Denmark international being planned @TheAthleticFC

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Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. So we published a guide to the evidence-based vaccine recommendations in place *before* all 17 members of the advisory panel were abruptly dismissed by the new admin. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-... 🧪

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Great day to wake up in NYC

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Great stuff

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Word salad

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Sportsman of the Year

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CNN: Three sources tell CNN that according to an early U.S. Intelligence assessment, the U.S. Military strikes on three of Iran's nuclear facilities last weekend did not destroy the core components of the country's nuclear program and likely only set it back a few months

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So 0-for-2 on claimed victories. Pumpkinhead will be BIG MAD. How embarrassing.

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Come on NYC. Choose the Gooner.

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Said it before and I'll say it again, sports are also consistently a fantastic way to understand the world better. Geography, sociology, history, economics, politics, food, music, religion, fashion

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

submitted 5 days ago • 40 comments

what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.

submitted 5 days ago • 784 comments

So good. Take 11 mins.

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