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Despite being in the public works field for 15 years, no one has let me blow up anything.
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When you have a teenager at home but it’s 1pm in the summer and you have important packages on the porch

My elder millennial brain can't wrap around this. Ned is the guy who took on Joe Lieberman Have definitely been where that Comms Director is in this photo though, poor guy

We just glossed right over political assassinations. Just business as usual now?

Talk about being "canceled". You couldn't say shit against the war in Iraq without Karl Rove showing up on Fox News to call you unpatriotic and anti-American and pro-terrorist

I am ridiculously proud of myself for changing my own cabin air filter 😂 I am 42 entire years old.

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Or drake vs drake

The most crybaby bitchy girlfight of all time and this megadork thinks it's Ali vs Foreman.

lmfao dammit I've been working all day like a dummy

man I loved these pinball games. just smashing the space bar over and over

'Actually it's just some guys' strikes again. www.ibtimes.co.uk/builderai-co...

14yo to his dad “mom’s teaching me how to cheat!” Me “hey I’m TEACHING you how to get around OBSTACLES”

there was no good reason for this family to produce two of these

real men have chins, TIm

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

You want to know why Thompson, Tapper, et al. spend their days hassling Dems? Because Dems *care*. Dems react. Dems make them feel like they have agenda-setting power. Dems beg & scrape for their approval. Republicans don't give a shit. Writing about GOP crimes doesn't bring the same ego boost.

I totally forgot I bought this shirt so I got excited all over again when I got an email about how it has shipped lol

I was told that I wouldn't feel anything during a colposcopy because the cervix "didn't have any nerves" It hurt like hell. Is there any other biopsy they would do without at least local anesthetic?

wow can't believe a Republican state rep named Rodney Creech is accused of inappropriate touching www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/s...

always jealous of the folks whose last names start with a vowel. the email addresses formatted as first initial last name make such fun words. just created a "nogan" account

haha I have disclose if my bestie buys me a birthday present over 25 bucks but these guys can just get planes and still be defended by the NYT

yeah like it's not sexual harassment if you turn down your boss for a date and then he fires you for being late once last year. who can possibly say what the motivations are, it's a real mystery

whyyyyyy is every vehicle being made now a white, small SUV? who made this decision? can I talk to them?

I don't usually do the "called it" posts but...