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anyway i'm suddenly very sleepy gnnnnn

petition to change the name of Little Barrier Island to Awful Barrier Island to stick with the naming convention of Great Barrier Island. or something else entirely since it's not really a barrier at all and more of a mountain sticking out of the ocean

Andrew War Hole

maybe it’s the depression talking but sometimes i feel like i overestimate my importance to people that *i* really like and care about and wanna talk to. like to me someone can be my bff who i wanna talk to all the time but to them i’m just some girl online who won’t shut up about yellowjackets 🤪😭🥺

okay idk how i ever start a new campaign in Wildermyth again that isn't four lesbians who call themselves The Yellowjackets

stabbed myself with cake 🙃

whoops just realised i left a thing of milk on the bench for like maybe an hour? it was still a little cold so maybe 45 minutes?

easily my favourite thing about Wildermyth besides the silly banter is how these random-ass characters either you or the game generates become so unique unto themselves by the end of a campaign. i have SO MANY legacy characters now that started out as generic guys but now have these crazy stories

at some point i really should figure out how to make this recipe for the cake tin i have. it's always too much and i have to take a bunch of the top off of it so the centre can cook properly lol plus it takes twice as long to cook as the recipe says

*tapping the sign* (the sign that says Wildermyth rules)

insane to me that someone invented this 123 years ago and everyone was like "no, we like the fucked up one better" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...

accidentally poured cake mix into cake tin without buttering the tin. to be fair i usually just eat the cake out of the tin anyway so it's probably fine, but it'll be an interesting experiment bc i usually do remember to butter it and i have no idea what will happen now. i assume cake stuck?

Tyler: "Snake is kind of the tree of animal." Carmen: "That's true." Gordie: "Wait, explain." Carmen: "Actually, deer is more the tree of animal. Snake is the grass of animal." WTFolklore is very good actually

just discovered this app some folks are making called Surf that is kinda Beeper for social networks - it supposedly lets you sign into multiple social media sites simultaneously and build your own feeds out of all of it. seems interesting ig but the website is very aggressive lmao about.surf.social

wow someone saw my post talking (jokingly) shit about superman in the firehose feed and since they couldn't quote or reply to me they just made a whole new post and tagged me in it to get my attention. blocked but god i hope more people don't think of this.

new fortnite season is off to a great start

are there really people who think Superman is a cool character? i'm skeptical