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PNW. Also 🍉 If you are a Random Dude On The Internet With An Opinion, leave me alone. I do not want to engage with you. Do not talk to me. Pretend you can't see me. I am not interested in your thoughts or debating some inane shit with you.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 9 hours ago • 506 comments

It would be interesting if all the military pulled into DC did the absolute most opposite thing they were pulled there for. I know they won’t, but imagine

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

This is the only meme you need.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Cannot wait for the day I can pull up this old-ass carpet, omg

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know some folks might disagree but while this 16-year old dog is still wandering around okay and has an appetite, the fact that she spends her every waking moment trying to find me is highly distressing for both of us.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

lol when I first started following people here on bsky that I used to follow on twitter, I asked anyone who would reply if substack was still bad. It turned out very quickly that yes, substack is still bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hate to say it but 2018, after my ex moved out and till I moved back to SoCal was like, the best period of my adult life. Decent job, place of my own, dating a bit but just doing my own thing. Ideal.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Dude hopping my neighbors fence to get his golf ball. Apparently a fence is merely a suggestion. I wanted to throw the lost golf balls in my yard at him.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It isn’t about whether getting something done is an “emergency.” It’s about you said you would do it, it takes 2 minutes, and for two days since saying you’d do it, you haven’t. If you don’t want to do it, don’t volunteer yourself. But if you say you’re gonna, then follow the fuck through.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's so gross to me that these people will proclaim to care about costs and "good" usage of taxpayer dollars while they piss away money deporting people who haven't done a fucking thing wrong and then however-much on legal cases related to this. Just nuts.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I want to remind everyone that without Elon Musk, we wouldn't be in this situation where our academic institutions, science enterprise, and democracy are being dismantled, and millions of additional people around the world are going to die. We want both of them to lose horribly in this fight.

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

Also, to be temporarily serious, I hate that my political awareness as a citizen in a so-called representative government requires keeping up with the personal relationship of an unhinged billionaire private citizen and the man to whom he gifted the presidency

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

hurr dee durr dee durrr! I'm a business man!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I can at least relish the fact that I’ve never been used and discarded the way Elon has. That 2.5 years with my ex is NOTHIN, comparatively

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

For a brief moment in time, I glee-scrolled 🥹

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Someone yesterday was like "Yeah, I was super-tired and was trying to nap but then people kept knocking at my door." So I'm like, "Damn, I'm sorry, I hope you get rest soon" and they're like "Yeah I managed to get a nap after." Which made me >:L LEAD WITH THAT YOU JUST HAD A NICE NAP THEN.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Yes we are all shouting into the void and yet, sometimes, consider…shutting up

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like being invited to a survey about the performance of a team you don’t even know existed prior to survey. How did you people get me on your list?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re worried about the impact of individual eating habits, just wait until you hear about the ecological impact of militaries insideclimatenews.org/news/1801202...

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Sadly there is a cat I hate. A cat that is my nemesis. It is the stray cat that comes into my yard solely to use my mulch as a toilet. I wish that cat to get captured and put inside a home where it can no longer shit in my yard.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Cancelled my Premium last time, cancelled it again today.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Can pollen just take a break? 12 hours, please.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The Medicaid bullshit is driving me up a wall. We’re going to kick a million people off of healthcare who are not overwhelming the system, they aren’t at fault for any reason the economy is fucked, Medicaid isn’t “going broke” or in need of fixing, no problem is being solved, just deathcult bullshit

submitted 6 days ago • 72 comments

My work is hopping on the "OH YAY, AI!" bandwagon and it's like neat, now I have 15 different summaries of qual data that I have to analyze, when before it was just one. Neat neat neat.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s great that these people having to do real jobs still find all of this time to go on Fox though.

submitted 10 days ago • 86 comments