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Happy Friday!

I was not prepared for this, but it slaps: music.youtube.com/watch?v=tjsC...

TFW you start a mobile OS update on the toilet.

This is getting out of hand. techcrunch.com/2025/06/01/f...

Weird thing HGTV hosts do: Alright, I'm going to leave and show myself out of your house. Yeah, I'm sure that happens.

It must be difficult to write a book about AI only for so much to change by the time it gets published.

Being a Software Engineer Pro: If the software you need doesn't exist, you can build it yourself. Con: If the software you need doesn't exist, you can build it yourself.

A downside of working with a laptop on my lap is that my belly hangs over a wee bit, causing the touchpad to think we're doing a multi-touch gesture now.

Looking at all the people in my life who are sick:

My favorite part of going to DC today was when somebody pointed at the White House and said, "Look, there's the Tesla dealership."

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

After spending days designing an authentication system for SMS and social login, I completely understand why services like Auth0 exist. However, I do like the freedom of not having to learn that service's APIs and SDKs and how to get our custom UI to work with those instead of using their UI.

I finally heard back from a company I applied to! It was a rejection, but at least I know that one of these companies exists, and I'm not just throwing my resume into the vast void.

18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org

Hell yeah

Back from a 5-day flu bout and greeted with a 3-6 inch snow forecast. Perfect.

OpenAI right now

Let me pull down deepseek-v3 into ollama to see if I can run this thing locally. >ollama run deepseek-v3 >sees the model is 404 GB >panic Ctrl-C's Nope, that's not happening.

What's with this trend of US companies seemingly only hiring European software engineers? #software

I need to tell somebody, so I might as well redirect this to the /dev/null that is my Bluesky followers: I fucking love the glove80. This keyboard has singlehandedly changed my life. I'm not even kidding. No more hand pain; I type more efficiently than ever. I love this thing.

My experience with Google Gemini summed up. (Yes, I know I'm using an experimental model that is probably a bit messed up, given that it's even warning me that it may not work as expected, but... I'm trying to be funny, folks.)

Unemployment life: making my own emo Christmas music playlist.

I ate two apples today, so doctors better watch out.