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same old games same old pains.

I just ate a half a bag of Cheetos, wanna lick my Cheeto fingers?

Big Nopes energy.

Midlife crisis? More like a whole adulting crisis.

Sometimes I want a hug. Sometimes I want my hair pulled.

the frustration is mutual.

I'd like to sample your pot roast

A new dating feature on Etsy - call it Craft Singles

Stop being mean to yourself. When you can make someone miserable.

Might fuck around and find out, which might be really disappointing.

Today’s mirror update: still you. No plot twist. No refund.

billion feelings, zero word.

I may not be verified, but my mental illnesses are

*being torn apart by the two wolves inside of me* me: this is nice

Imagine going 88 years without sex only to get fucked by that goofy cuck

sorry about the emotional support jokes I came to realize we don’t support emotions like 30 years ago

Forgive me, Father. My body is trying to digest 37 deviled eggs

Good morning to people who reskeet me only.

Hey baby you can call me deduction because I'm easy to write off or something like that

The older you are, the earlier you feel you need to get to the airport.

Sorry I'm late. I was very disappointed with waking up with this shit again. (gesturing at myself)

I'm tired of choking on my own spit, can I choke on yours?

My depression cheers your depression.

Them: I don't know who needs to hear this, but... Me: Nobody!

mood: shut up.

I only wear mascara so I look extra menacing when I cry.

I’ve had too much coffee and now I can hear the color blue

I'm just here to spread joy, confusion and disgust.

It’s amazing what you can do when you have no choice.

I have no flight left in me.

I am the only thing I really have to offer, I suppose that will have to do.

This world is wearing me down, being invincible was sure fun while it lasted.

My two cents doesn’t amount to much change, so I keep it.

Wendy's drive-thru forgot to salt my fries so I don't want to hear shit about your 401ks.

It's funny how we're all just one existential crisis away from complete meltdown

Quiet everyone. I’m doing parody.

Disrespect me harder, bb. Karma is waiting patiently.

If you don’t have a soul, can you still sell it to the devil?

rather than winning you back, i'm more interested watching you destroyed by your own choices.

What the funky fuck.

Where can I get amnesia and then be dropped off on a deserted island?

my wound could use a little more salt actually

Behind my sarcasm is everything, what you never comprehend.

I care and also don’t give a shit at the same time.

New neighbor: what's your secret? How do you keep your plants so healthy? Me: being obsessive

I don't fucking care if you like it or not.

how about toxic till the end? *pinky promise.

I am author of my own life but I think I've already lost the plot

Evening coffee?! Sure, why not.

Breaking your own heart for sport