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franny.bsky.social
Queen of Steely Dan Bluesky 👑 Muscle Mommy in training 💪🏽
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I’m never gonna amount to anything so I’ll just settle with being that friend who crashes on your couch and is always working somewhere random

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The PNW is too green for my taste. Where is the smog? The fires? Makes me miss SoCal so much.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I’m at the ripe age of 28 and I prob won’t ever make a name for myself but like I guess I’m just here for vibes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’m prob gonna end up a drifter loser forever but at least I’ve got a song in my soul.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been so off the grid is this thing still working?

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Hitting that age where I wanna listen to Freebird and Creed everyday.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

still on coastal exile, and yes I still hate the beach

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t get the Snow White hate! I’ve seen it three times in theatres and I’ve never been a Snow White fan and now i am.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

So excited to see Rachel Ziegler!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

A little muscle mommy update plz thirst over me 🤭

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

About to start a 9 week exile on the dreadful Oregon coast 🥲

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Been off the grid for a while but I’m still out here looking like I should be in a poison cover bands

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I’m probably the biggest loser around

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Am I too old to chase my dreams?

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Is 28 the year I just give up hope? It just might

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

I’m honestly a loser working some dead end gigs but if the world is falling apart I might as well travel

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I’m probably gonna end up 30 playing in a yacht rock band tbh

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Okay maybe I’m younger than I realize

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

Honestly I’m in my George Constanza era. The biggest loser in town.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I need to put myself back together after another big L. Maybe one day I’ll get a win.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Damn if failure makes you stronger I must be the strongest person out there

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I’m just stupid for thinking I could be someone one day.

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Fine I’m just gonna be the biggest loser drifter ever who is never gonna have a career

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Another day filled with job rejections why do I even bother.

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

Okay but my tummy hurting today :(

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still on my workout game I’m just making some moves in silence on here rn

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, I’m sizzling like an isotope these days

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

What if I make it this time?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I’m just giving up at the ripe age of 28 and just gonna be a loser forever.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna time travel and give my 5 year old self a copy of Two Against Nature.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

People don’t wanna have the conversation that Cousin Dupree is one of the best Steely Dan song. Grammys don’t lie.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly been laughing and having fun a lot lately 😜

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I should just make a yacht rock cover band and devote my life to the yacht

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

The way I would have let Larry Carlton hit it

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I cant believe Im going back to Portland and it’s not the fun one

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

I’m that loser 28 year old who listens to Steely Dan everyday

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Im back on my steely Dan posting bs

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Another day of being a total loser 😭

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments