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Honestly, I can’t believe they got Melania to come.

How to avoid pregnancies the old fashioned way. "And the villain still pursues her."

Owl says STFU every day

Filed under: There is no i in gaslighting: Fox (fake) news should be sued for showing old videos of burning police cars & implying that this is happening now in LA. Accountability anyone?

And the republic crumbled to the ground ….

Can anyone explain to me how Trump can deploy troops to Los Angeles no matter what the governor or mayor say, but somehow it was Nancy Pelosi who needed to send the National Guard to DC on January 6th and Trump was powerless to do anything about it?

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

So let’s just clear this up. Trump knew DOGE was bullshit and that there’s waste in Elon’s contracts. Said and did nothing. Elon knew Trump was in the Epstein files and he was cool with it. Said and did nothing.

The thing about Elon Musk is that he spent $275 million to elect a man he knew to be on the Epstein client list

holy fuck!!!

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

He’s all Like, “get these kids away from me!”

Love this. Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.

The Department of Homeland Security is NOT making our country safer. They're ignoring immigration laws. They're handcuffing moms, zip tying children and disappearing them without hearings or due process. They're weaponizing DHS to purge people from the population. They're hiding their faces.⬇️

A million years ago, this was a national scandal. Today, it is just an every day occurrence that we all tacitly accept.

This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking. No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated. Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian." THIS is why Pride is important.

THIS ⬇️

"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”

Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

So every time a pro-life Republican squawks about "abortion is murder" and "baby killer" and all that nonsense, just tell them we're all going to die anyway.

BREAKING: Elon’s bladder

ASSISTANT: "Mrs. Doris Williams of Biloxi, Mississippi is using drugs." TRUMP: "Kick her off welfare and ARREST her!!!" ASSISTANT: "Mr. Elon Musk of Bel Air, Los Angeles is using drugs." TRUMP: "Make him in charge of the government and invite him onto Air Force One!"

Alpha male conservatives are terrified to interact with the peons.

Evangelicals are today's Pharisees. They hate everything Jesus stands for.

When Jesus sees come backs like this I feel all good inside…..

Working eighty hours a month to stay on Medicaid is like running a mile a day to keep your wheelchair.

I heard someone describe Elon Musk as a guy who spent millions of dollars on surgery to go from being a 3 to being "a 5 adjacent" when he just wants to be an 8, and I haven't stopped laughing intermittently since.

You just traveled to the Middle East, Donald. They let you go, no issues.

This is a full out attack upon the working poor. Shameful. Wrong. Bad for our country.

You can't claim to be a country of "Law and Order" when you have a convicted felon president who openly solicits and accepts BRIBES. This shit IS NOT NORMAL.

FRIEND: "We're at risk of slipping into fascism." ME: "Oh, honey . . . when they are arresting judges and mayors, we've already slipped."

NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."

Your School House Rock moment...🤔

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

In case you hadn't noticed:

Look, the numbers are bad for Tesla, but I think with some hard work and dedication, we can make them worse