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Between the Elon Trump fallout and 30 percent of dead Russian bombers this is shaping up to be a pretty nice little week

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

Looks like the retaliation for Operation Spiderweb is underway

Massive attack on Kyiv and Dnipro 🙏

Didn’t realize this was a prophecy.

Elon Musk didn't kill himself.

Congratulations to Stephen Miller. He’s been awarded Jerry Falwell Junior’s ‘Golden Cuck Award.’ 🏆

Well, I think it fits perfectly.

decades-long manhunt finally ends

The DOJ is all in a kerfuffle over James Comey posting (in seashells), 8647. Made me think of the Book of Proverbs: "The wicked flee when none pursueth."

Poland has an election too and they are also voting on whether they should just become impoverished slaves to Russia or stay a real country with a growing economy.

The only reason global thermonuclear was hasn't happened yet is nobody's worked out a way to turn a profit on it.

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

So there's people of voting age who weren't around when 9/11 happened. They don't know we used to not have a Department of Hömeländ Security or why to this day I still can't type it without umlauts.

Asking seriously — how does @theonion.com keep up at this point?

Hey you guys I found a word that doesn't exist yet. We can get in on the ground floor!

Secretary Noem appears to not want to say if the picture of Abrego Garcia’s hand is doctored Swalwell: I have a 7 year old, a 6 year old, and 3 year old. I have a bullshit detector. I’m just asking you a question

What screams "making America great again" more than arming the very guys who bankrolled 9/11 with our best hardware?!!!

Oh. Is it going to be donated by Epstein's estate or North Korea? www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

🔥 DAMN! — @benniegthompson to @kristinoem: “I’m glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify.”

Just a reminder for any member of Congress who seems to have forgotten...

A president is being openly bribed by the oil-rich despots of Qatar, and THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES also just happened to be a foreign agent for Qatar. In any sane world, this is the kind of shit that should collapse a government!!!

As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay. According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.

Remember that several people asked Pam Bondi during confirmation SPECIFICALLY what she would do on matters pertaining to Qatar (which she did not disclose) or GEO (pertinent to the Baraka arrest). She said she'd consult top career lawyer at DOJ abt recusal. Then she fired that lawyer.

It’s incredible that the President of the United States is openly flirting with suspending Habeas Corpus, disappearing people left and right, arresting judges and politicians, accepting ludicrous bribes from foreign countries, and people are still trying to normalize this shit.

So now we learn that Pam Bondi was paid over $100,000 A MONTH as a Qatar lobbyist prior to joining the administration. I don’t remember hearing about that before her appointment.

Friendly reminder to all GOP officials and voters: The President of the United States is a temp job. As such, Executive Orders do not supercede the Constitution. It's that simple.