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I like to shoot chickens out of cannons at airplanes. He/him.
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Only in my world could I get a job offer while getting a vasectomy. Boy, was that an awkward phone call.

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Watching JK Rowling melt the fuck down on the bad site has warmed my cold, black heart

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So many people here are mad that Biden blew the doors off on Thursday evening. To be clear, he exceeded pretty much everyone’s wildest expectations and gave the speech a tenor and tone that even Obama could never have matched.

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the idea of bluesky as a retirement home for gen x and millennial posters really comes out when you see the steel-eyed purpose with which people are trying to resurrect the absolute worst aspects of 2015 twitter

submitted 463 days ago • 11 comments

"A quick apology, 21 years in the making, to John Doolittle, a teacher in high school. He sat me down after my pontificating in class about how great the movie Hannibal was, and looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘Andrew, I need you to explain to me why this is a good movie.’" -Dune (2021)

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"If you don’t care about your neighbors and you’re blasting this shit like I was, it’s a really good time." (Steve) "Oh, my downstairs neighbors were hating my guts, you better believe it." -Dune (2021)

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