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fruan.bsky.social
He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan
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sorry, I only flirt with people who have blocked jd vance on bluesky

LIFE HACK:

Ornitier? Like bird rankings?

Go check out this chair! batemanlabs.com/products/enc...

I loved the new episode of Game Changer, but it contains yet another piece of evidence that @samreich.bsky.social doesn't know the difference between milliseconds and hundredths of a second. One can only assume he's spent months being ribbed about this while the episodes have been edited.

Time to start eating all the Magic: The Gathering lore. Open to suggestions on where to start.

To overlord of the hauntwoods an everything bagel is just a normal bagel

It's time for my weekly music stream, and I have good news for you if you King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard! Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

My attitude used to be “devil-may-care,” but over the years it’s evolved into “devil-may-give-a-flying-fuck.”

To celebrate the release of MTG X Final Fantasy, here is a giveaway to win a signed card! All you have to do to enter is to like and share.  Results will be announced next Wednesday.  Good luck! #MTG #MTGxFinalFantasy

Waiting 2 months for the next in-universe Magic set is going to be like an Edge of Eternities. #MagicTheGathering

I know Final Fantasy is bringing in a lot of new players, and the set goes live in MTGA today! I put together a video talking about the ways you can collect the cards in MTGA which should hopefully help answer some questions. youtu.be/oMg2R_J59c8

Crafters - We'd love to share your progress on your Desert Bus for Hope 2025 projects throughout the summer. Just tag us, and/or #DBCraftAlong & #DB2025 so we can catch them in our feed!

Hey my weekly music stream is live! Come hang out! There's ambient music! twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

As Final Fantasy starts hitting the market, remember that this is still going on!! Prioritize your local game stores first and foremost or check out bigger retailers if they don’t have something you’re looking for.

So many Magic players can’t pronounce the Final Fantasy players names right, so I made a helpful(?) guide. Credit to @sagegnosis.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjgNepPg/

Some of these new Mario Kart power-ups lack something in sophistication. @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans

happy pride month!! seems like it would be a really good time for @magic.wizards.com to return to funding/providing invites to @vmlmtg.bsky.social

hey, my music stream is live twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

Everyone I talk to to ask if they want to Pre-release with me for Final Fantasy... Is saying "Im going to skip this one, too expensive" I called a LGS to ask about sign ups, they said "Oh yeah we are empty, might cancel one Saturday" This is going to be the best selling set... That no one plays.

t-shirt that reads: BORN TO BE FORKLIFT CERTIFIED FORCED TO BE SERVSAFE CERTIFIED

is yoshi a kobold

Great. Keep it up everyone. Don't let the suits think they can get away with bigger profits by simply replacing labour through theft.

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Drawing I did when I was playing Psychonauts 2 and watching a play through of Control at the same time.

Heyyyy, are you a @magic.wizards.com fan? Do you like DRAGONS? How about a whole STORM of 'em? We got all Tarkir Dragonstorm 5 Commander Decks, a box of Play boosters, AND a box of Collector's boosters. Just donate $10.47 before 1015pm PDT for a chance to win. desertbus.org/express2025/...

Give me a Ministry of Works. Hell, give me a Ministry of Consumer Goods. I welcome more government intrusion into the market, because the market sucks ass

Start your engines and keep them at a steady 45 MPH over the next 24 hours for Desert Bus Express! We're raising money for the BC Cancer Foundation, with 3 shifts full of entertainment and prizes. Come watch and donate: desertbus.org/express2025/ #DBEx2025

Seeing younger people say "we can't leave discord, it's where everyone is." Honey, it's just Internet routine to leave every major communication and social media platform every 10 or so years because it falls apart. You'll get used to it.

Jesus, AI is like cilantro in the 90s: It's in everything whether you asked for it or not.