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All hail the holy Mango Messiah!

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Ooohhh, this is tough… 😄

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Culling the herd, liquidating undesirable low-income citizens. Sieg heil!

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Only a matter of time

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"I love the uneducated!" And the idiots love him back.

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Seriously??

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Brandon isn't half as hilarious a nickname as TACO.

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Apparently, she decided her original callousness and arrogance wasn’t enough.

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NEW: Everything wrong in America is because of the ultra-wealthy. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/its-the-ol...

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Get a good night's sleep.

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“I knew it!” —Obama

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