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in a half-billion years nearly everything we know and love will be a one-centimeter strata of sediment and you just have to roll with that while you go about your daily activities

Ever since I posted this I think about emotional support cockatiels every day.

I’ve been a Paulee Bow fan since I saw their unbelievably great Amiga-centric cover of Wicked Game (youtu.be/luvOGXwtPSI?...) but their most recent video is special, and funny—and sad and upsetting too, and I’ve been thinking about it all day. youtu.be/vMFrtm43d0s?...

This is the ranked choice ballot for NYC mayor.

I’m a cringe fedlib sending ~~~good vibes~~~ to our federal judiciary urging them to keep those PDFs coming.

wittle teensy weensy fingies make all my wectwonic thingies

'Want to “watch democracy get scanned”? ' thank you! www.niemanlab.org/2025/05/you-...

This all feels like watching someone you love (America) suffer from an addiction and watching helplessly as they spiral into chaos. Except every time you try to get them support or stage an intervention they call in drone strikes on the rehab center.

How are the NYPD's new criminal bike summonses playing out in court? @realgershkuntzman.bsky.social and I dropped by one marathon court hearing today to find out. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/05/19/d...

I got a 3D printer and in very normal person behavior, I started making fake floppy disks and fake video games that I'm giving to friends as collectibles. This set went to the wonderful @ftrain.bsky.social who fortunately also sees this as normal person behavior 🤓

hbomax bhomax bmhoax mbhoax hoaxmb they're trying to tell us that megabytes are not real

Clarence Thomas ruefully realizing he could have asked for the whole plane.

I am blessed with a great community of supportive friends who really want me to thrive—until I ask if they want to go with me to see Thrill Kill Kult open for Ministry at the Brooklyn Paramount. Then I suddenly have zero friends.

I ran into my piano teacher on the street today and he shook my hand and said, “Go practice.”

The great American story of a torrid romance between a man and a hippie who made her own kombucha it’s called Scoby Dick.

It’s me Cassandra, back again with another banger from five months ago.

"The firing of Register of Copyrights Shira Perlmutter came after Perlmutter and her office earlier this week issued part three of a lengthy report about artificial intelligence and expressed some concerns and questions about the usage of copyrighted materials by AI technology."

Carla Hayden deserved better.

Chicago breaks 2,025-year long losing streak!

If they replace teaching with specialized LLMs, and students use ChatGPT to do all their work, you’ll be able to get a Ph.D. in as little as thirty minutes.

I am pushing more records I can find of DOGE presence at agencies, but if I’m missing news reports, let me know. Particularly interested in who started at the GSA, what happened at SBA and some of the DOGE movements around DHS

Thank god they’re shutting down all those wasteful, taxpayer-funded leopard-monitoring stations.

If you're feeling down, please remember the Viennetta ice cream video set to Darude's Sandstorm

My wife found this on the beach.

Surprise! I’m on the latest episode of the Aboard podcast, talking about the cool things AI does for enterprise customers, the real problems people have with AI, and the fact that I have a “devil’s advocate” voice: aboard.com/podcast/patr... Thanks for having me, @ftrain.bsky.social + Rich Ziade!

If I could go to Montreal on May 29th without creating an international incident I would absolutely 1,000% go to this show by the new band Total Fucking Darkness, which is a collaboration by Stephen from Young Galaxy and Torq from Stars. www.universe.com/events/total...

Instead of waking up every morning and thinking about how it's all going down the tubes, I keep reminding myself: There are many, many people who are keeping their heads down, doing what they can, quietly discharging their responsibilities and avoiding attention. I know some of them. Focus on that.