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fugginbizzy.bsky.social
Middle-aged and mostly unremarkable. Occasionally funny.
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I'm gonna make something tasty later. I'll also throw in an egg, maybe two. Want some? Come on over!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Mahomes's helmet so tall? He got a sandwich for later in there or something?

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

I finally deleted my Facebook account after 16 years. (I downloaded all the photos first.) Aaah.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

I prefer audio books to traditional books. I read just fine, but I hate the way a physical book monopolizes my hands and eyes.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Well, fuck. Fuck a duck. Right in its motherfuckin' butt.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. 😊🎄 (Not you, Vladimir Putin. 🖕)

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

I'm exhausted. Maybe you are, too. It's okay. Get up one... more... fucking... time.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I remember the first time I saw an HDTV. That's it. That's the whole story.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

This is Aerosmith's best album. Fight me. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_a_G...

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Would you like to round up for xxxxx? Nope. Would you like to round down to make things cheaper for me?

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

It's a good thing the pharmacy's vibe mail tells me to call 911 in case of an emergency every time I call to refill a prescription. Otherwise, I wouldn't know what to do or who to call in an emergency.

submitted 193 days ago • 1 comment

I went out to run some errands, and almost bought lime juice for my Corona. It turns out we had a little bit at home already. 😄

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments