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Since Nixon, every Republican-led Administration has been a disaster for the United States where a Democrat-led Administration then had to come along and clean up the Republican Mess. I get how the pendulum swings back and forth, but FFS we should've learned our lesson from the get-go with Dick.

LOL with a Republican chicken in every pot!

Good morning! Ya look good to me! And when ya talk, I just wanna kiss your big mouth! Baby! Baby! Buh-buh-buh-buh Baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRhM...

Rest in Peace to Loretta Swit. You know you made it when you got a spot on Match Game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8DW...

Poor Elon. After shoving Scott Bessent, he never saw Scott's left-hook Prada coming.

Did you know anabolic steroids are great for hemorrhoids? Or am I just getting my 'roids confused?

The entire Chrisley family is delusional. Please do us all a favor and disappear into obscurity.

We're all gonna die, eh Joni? You first.

Bought a new flag.

Bernie Kerik is dead. (pause) I think I'll order takeout for lunch.

So ghoul RFK, Jr. and HHS cancel a huge Moderna contract to come up with a vaccine for Bird Flu? Guess there won't be a chicken in every pot. People like Kennedy are the reason there should be Soylent Green.

Musk has been watching too many reruns of "Star Wars." He must think he's Darth Vader. But reality says he's more like Jabba the Hutt.

Aren't American taxpayers tired of underwriting Musk's vanity projects? Musk is the biggest welfare mooch out there.

Colonize Mars? Musk can't even get his trucks, cars and rockets to stop exploding. Maybe he needs to spend a few days with James Cameron.

I've always understood the acronym "TDS" to mean "Trump Dick Sucker." Have I been mistaken this entire time?

Instead of solicitors calling me during dinnertime, they now have the chutzpah to text me. #blocked

Just because there's something you don't agree with doesn't make it untruthful.

The only way I will believe that Elon Musk will keep his big nose out of politics and his little cock out of women looking for payola is if he drops dead. And even then, someone needs to stake him in the heart just to be sure.

Sure, Jan.

CBS/Paramount needs to grow a spine. Tell YamTits to fuck off.

Conservative schmuck Ben Shapiro has the gall to call Taylor Swift "middle-aged." Listen here you little sexist prig, you and your ilk like Benny Johnson, Jack Posobiec, Dave Rubin, Matt Walsh, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson and all the rest who are on the Putin Payroll... FUCK OFF.

The entire crypto charade is nothing but a money laundering scheme. Just buy a Monopoly Game and use that money to pay your bills.

Why is Cosplay Barbie in Poland stumping for a Nazi candidate on the American taxpayer's dime?

All cases against white-collar crooks should be prosecuted at the state level going forward to bypass Trump's ridiculous pardons. There's more than one way to skin a skunk.

BREAKING! Emil Boll Weevil to be the judge presiding over the Mike Lindell case.* *Trump will pardon anyway

BREAKING! Trump to declare a 145% tariff on all tacos!* *but only on Tuesdays** **and only tacos with chicken

Dedicated to Donald Shits His Pants Like a Coward Trump: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsGj...