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phoebe. she/her. born in the 1900s.
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got jumpscared by the local megafauna and its one brain cell

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: Federal judge orders that hormone therapy and social accommodations be maintained for transgender people in federal prisons, blocking Trump admin policies. Judge Royce Lamberth, a Reagan appointee, granted class certification and prelim. injunction in a lawsuit challenging the policies.

submitted 19 hours ago • 22 comments

A female Western Gull was recorded riding 150km in a garbage truck from San Francisco to a compost facility in Central CA, probably to forage. TWICE. An innovator, an icon, a genius. This is one of my favorite @waterbirdsociety.bsky.social papers I've ever handled as managing editor #ornithology

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

girl who gets bottom surgery to make her hitbox smaller

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

fire truck! Nikon N60 | Fuji 400 #filmphotography

submitted 20 hours ago • 12 comments

emotionless numbcels cope and seethe at feelingbetterpilled cryingchads

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You know how MCUification made any piece of shit movie from the 20th century look good because it is on film and is lit on purpose? I think that people who are raised on demonic undulating AI vids will find solace in the handmade human touch of Spiderman and Elsa costume/nursery rhyme CGI videos

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

no geese today but i did see these handsome lads

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

welcome to the birds appreciation zone where we appreciate birds and other government spy equipment:

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"japanese coupe from the '80s with popup headlights and six combustion chambers" sounds like it would be restrictive but in addition to those two there's also the mazda rx-7 fb and fc, nissan 200sx and 300zx, and a60 celica supra.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

stabbied the phoebe. review: 5/10 went ok but also YIKES that's way more blood than normal

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i am not going to purchase a gameboy camera. i am not going to purchase three gameboy cameras. i am not going to purchase three gameboy cameras and some gels and a prism and design a circuit to sync their shutters.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put b

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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes crossing guards

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

$200000 car featuring $20 webcam lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

someone smarter than me could write a dissertation about the use of science- and academic-shaped language to push complete quackery. i could throw some fake acs references in some dreck about alkaline lemon water inducing 432hz vibrations in crystals and it would be the same shape as jacs or nature.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

fake citations are such a good trap for genai users. real citations are a huge pain in the ass. i want to throttle a zotero developer and they *still* saved me days of work. but everything i cited was real and was used. any potential errors in my bibliography are due to formatting, not attribution.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

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neat. kotaku.com/pet-fish-dis...

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this summer we're taking back pride from the woke mob. be sure to show your american pride with the american pride flag or the progress american pride flag.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The only straight thing I'M doing this month is straight up jorking my peanits.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

what the hell i thought these were all supposed to be aaaas.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

yoooo did anyone see the new balatro update this month

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

post your most recent loot drop. found this one next to the highway:

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sick windows 10 just comes with a driver for the ch340 or whatever the chip is now. don't have to go digging through sketchy old forum posts to make my knockoff arduinos work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment