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funkndonuts.bsky.social
uncivil engineer. effervescent dipshit.
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my new hobby is being added to a whatsapp group and watching boomers fall for stock scams

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my dream is for democrats to one day cease being spineless take-the-high-road status quo cucks but dream in one hand amirite

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this admin deserves everything the People give them

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why even add salmonella to your chickens? farmers are idiots

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having violence in the streets between citizens and ICE right before a giant military parade that no one actually wants feels like foreshadowing.

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why even add salmonella to your chickens? farmers are idiots

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why was the fbi director on joe rogan's podcast doesn't he have an fbi to direct

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just keep posting through it bro, you got this

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i hope they all pass out and drown in their own bathtubs

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lol. lmao, even. rofl, potentially. lolmmfaofl, almost certainly.

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maga influencers coming out of the closet to defend trump/elon:

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You gutted DEI programs, making it harder for disabled people to find jobs, then demand they work to access healthcare. You know you can’t have it both ways. So what is it, bad policy or you're lying just take away our healthcare pretending it's for the good of the country? Rhetorical question.

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people will just admit to anything

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it's that time of year again!

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canada: use this feud as a moment of distraction to invade and make us your 4th territory

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trump should respond with this image

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it is absolutely wild to think about the fact that out there somewhere possibly is one woman who at one time thought of me while jerking off.

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Least surprising breakup since Stephen Miller and his suit made of human skin

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this is what it looks like when two alpha males have a contest to see who can cum the most in their own mouth

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$500 for a nintendo console seems outrageous but i'm happy y'all are happy

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gonna be wild when yahweh sits down on serious trouble and berates josh for his objectively horrible take on grilling food

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i've been violently masturbating for two hours

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Nap time with mum 🥰

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fellowkids memes about to max out the odometer

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"musk and trump feud escalates"

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yes, you purchased an election. you handed a fortune to a known fraud, rapist, and accused pdf file. this makes you a piece of shit. not a victim. i hope your shuttle depressurizes on the way to mars.

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fugate, a heritage foundation intern, says he "has loved trump since he was 13", but lacks political experience. we are all gonna die

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do not fuck with us. we will brain you with a 3-wick raspberries and whipped vanilla candle without a second thought

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trans-inclusive misogyny, i suppose this is a form of progress?

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Smoking a duck for the first time. Very excited to see how it turns out!

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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

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// mint condition // canon 5Ds 24-105 f4L

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