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Stand up comedian, actor, writer. Lives in Las Vegas, grew up in Chicago. I’m probably working on something to make you laugh right now.
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Why aren’t more people up in arms over Trump banning people from 12 countries visiting the US? It’s virtually the same travel ban he tried the first time. This BS about combating antisemitism has to stop. I’m Jewish, if he wants to stop it, get rid of the ones he’s got working for him

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Fact-check: True

submitted 19 days ago • 261 comments

A photo of selling your soul for ambition.

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A kid at my comedy show tonight said he graduated top of his class at Arizona State. He cleared a 6 foot bong, shotgunned 6 beers straight and didn’t throw up. #ASU

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If the White Sox ever come out with these, I’m all over it. And I’m Jewish. #Pope

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I’m a life king White Sox fan. That is amazing. First a President, now a Pope. AND we won a World Series before the Cubs. What a life I’ve lived.

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I hope the Mayor revokes the business license of this detention center. It’s a private business & must follow city ordinances. Law & order. Assholes.

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we lost two Super Hornets to the waves and I haven’t seen any discussion of the race or gender of anyone who might be at fault, which means I have a pretty good guess as to the race and gender of everyone who might be at fault

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As a life long White Sox fan, this is the most White Sox way to lose a game.

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Someone created a LinkedIn account for Elmo, the Muppet from Sesame Street, with the goal of raising public awareness of funding cuts to public broadcasting. "Elmo is sad. Elmo loved his time at Sesame Street," the laid-off Muppet wrote.

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We hadn’t won World War II by May 8th. I know because my family and I were still in an internment camp in Tule Lake, California.

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This #LasVegas restaurant has what guys are looking for.

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Congrats to the new Prime Minister of #Canada

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Nobody believes this. We watched it happen on Hard Knocks. As if the Giants or the Mara family would listen to this guy.

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There are still many, many people with integrity. Even as we see those that we’re supposed to trust bow down

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I LOVE that everyone is talking about a Black Pope. Nothing would be better than Pope Leroy The First.

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By all means go after Harvard’s tax exemptions. Seems like Bob Jones Bible Liberty Jesus College in Christ (Tulsa campus) would be great to be next.

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I can’t believe we going to be in a constitutional crisis over something like immigration. Specifically, 1 man that should’ve never been picked up. Something so easy to fix. They admit they’re wrong when they get caught on Signal app, not when violating Due Process. Or a judge.

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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

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If Bitcoin and Etherium are any indication, the market is in for another crash tomorrow. Bitcoin is down 5% today, Etherium is down over 12%.

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I’m told the new #Tesla ‘s come standard with a drivers side douche bag.

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If they’re VENEZUELAN gang members, why are they being deported to EL SALVADOR? That more like a kidnapping.

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Truth. Well said.

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That speech is unwatchable. My bullshit detector won’t stop going off.

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Didn’t this Admin just say that all remote employees have to show up for work? This A-hole isn’t exempt

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