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this and frotting a fwb in a cross-breeze

mfers expecting vanilla and get mad when im an acquired taste

thought about this again

lox should be a dollar

gambling is good because i inherently don't deserve to have money

u ever notice that being lonely is sort of evil

they made sex into a thing that matters

Stolen from Discord

no body wants to talk to me at the bar because im brooding and mysteriouse

bluesky will never replace twitter until i see a white twink named "matt" with his agent's email in his bio make a post like "blasting VYZEE so i can't hear the trade farting" to his 1.7 million followers

SOPHIE - OOH has gone triple platinum in my car with the windows down

the prophecized white boy

dont get drunk for sad reasons ❤️

someone: hello me: engagement bait

“uhhhh i’d actually like to wait forever for gratification” do you hear how you sound? of course i want it instantly

lets revisit fat mamdani

any fat guys want my kik

the governments trying to take away my rhythm games

I do not grant permission to any entities associated with the United States Government to deport me due to the possession of the attached photograph on any device. NOTE: All citizens must post a note like this. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be subject to deportation.

anybody on here gay or nah

not watching bear season 4 unless richie and neil fuck

this and frotting a fwb in a cross-breeze

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

New Yorkers at the polls ranking Mamdani and Lander:

straight boys are never a little fruity with it when you need them to be

everybody's eating protein these days

idk shit abt fuck

I pitched the NYT on this and they passed cause "all democrats are good with LGBTQ people"

greatest city in da world baby. im walkin heah

excited for cuomo to go to prison now