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So funny that Netflix said don’t you want to watch this show it has Kevin bacon and Glenn howerton?? When the answer is no I want to watch it because of Meghan fahy and Julianne Moore

Put on mission impossible one to fall asleep. And this movie blew my mind when I saw it as a child. What do you mean you’re going to kill GORDON BOMBAY

I had a fun joke in my mind and then I had to listen to my friend until she stopped talking so as not to be rude. Anyways lost it

This was my first full week of work since March and 😔

Geez Bangkok is delicious

Just sprayed hand sanitizer on my face because I thought it was facial spray. We’re doing great

Same

Byeeeeeee Indonesia

Omg Arne the Party Guy I’m so here for it

Champions!

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

Holy shit no one warned me about the last of us while I was with the komodos

An entire airport without alcohol should be illegal

Did not expect the first restaurant I saw in Bali to be a Johnny rockets lol

A hot shower and cold ac will really do wonders for making you feel like a real person again after 20 hours on planes

new virgil and mo contracts for my birthday!

One thing about me is I’m a sucker for any time a bartender says they’re happy to see me

I am of course biased a bit having lived in Oakland for 15 years but I loved freaky tales

Lol giants

An attractive, off duty bartender called me Jessica Bre—— coors light queen today. I think this is good for everyone

Also I officially have less than two weeks before a month long vacation to Southeast Asia and some are saying I can’t wait

Matt Chapman is good and this team is fun so far.

This white lotus season has great representation for wearing the same shirt every day. I approve

I miss the premier league 😔

One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.

God I’m so close to vacation. Just 8 work days till I have a month off. Will I be able to focus? Who can say

I keep forgetting it’s a three day weekend and then randomly remembering and every time it’s a delight

I can’t trust any person who says Flagg is fun to watch

The slide at the giants park is under construction and I assume they are upgrading it so that I can also try

The night the last of us premieres I will be leaving on a month long trip. Should I watch the premiere that night? Or just save it all for my flight home in May

Guys, they've come for the Golden Girls - WE RIDE AT DAWN! (Not even joking)

March madness always makes me wish I cared about college sports

Truly love that I should just go home and watch Anora is on the table now

THEY BROKE THE CEASEFIRE. WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO WRITE.

As if I did not had enough Thursday tv drops to keep up with, top chef starts tomorrow