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my mom thinks i'm goofy
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my head hurt and smth has already pissed me off at work someone send me home !

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shikamary breaking the genjutsu but still choosing to sleep like everyone else is still so funny to me

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spotify got the worst shuffle known to man

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BRING BACK AFFORDABLE!

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Good morning to everyone except ICE and their supporters 🖤 Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG

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strawberry yogurt, darkchocolate granola and honey becoming my favourite snack fr

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back in my house before midnight god is good

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FUCK ICE.

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me getting ready for plans i agreed to

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Good.

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“You woulda never won the election without me” And may you never witness a moment of peace, for that reason.

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boo we already knew that tell us abt the election if u real nasty

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open.spotify.com/track/2UXEwI...

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who is still keeping up with stranger things like genuinely

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open.spotify.com/track/1y7sKh... this took me back to a haitian barbeque in 2006 😪

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rly feeling like this guy genderwide today

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only thing that got me thru work today tbhhh

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so....that was definitely the show of all time

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watching bet to see how bad it is

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the way i posted this and promptly knocked out on it for four hours

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this xxl beanbag is in my top 3 purchases fr

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Don't you ever post no dumb shit like this again, YOU HEAR ME!?

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saniderm is a gift fr bc i can poke my tattoo in peace

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FYI, this is a Meg the Stallion stan account. ♥️

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me leaving work knowing im off until tuesday

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another day of me not being married to method man sigh

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petting a cat = +5 serotonin

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if i tell you how to say my name more than twice and you still continue to say it incorrectly i should be able to do this

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just watched three documentaries abt the bling ring case and it is absolutely bonkers that the only reason the majority got light sentencing is bc the lead detective decided to star in a movie abt the case while the case was still open

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LOLLLLLL anyway i had wings for lunch what abt yall ?

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This is too wholesome

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you don't need even in arcadia on vinyl you just bought three

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open.spotify.com/track/27TdhK... DO NOT PLAY WITH HAYLEY JANAÉ WILLIAMS !!!!

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sleep token has done it again fr

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tinashe/doechii collab when

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I'M TIRED OF INCOMPETENT MEN MAKING MY JOB HARDER

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