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Christians are genuinely the funniest people. They'll scream at you for saying "Oh my God!" because you're "taking the lord's name in vain" (That's not his name, FYI). But when an influencer makes an advertisement with his ACTUAL name to sell products (aka the most vain possible), they support.

Counted up the total playtime of the Pokemon mainline games I have on my Switch 1, thanks to Pokemon HOME. 41 Days, 18 Hours, 19 Minutes, or ~1,002 Hours. Doesn't count any shiny soft resets I did or playthroughs on other accounts. Also doesn't count ~40 Hours in HOME. Ready for Switch 2!

I genuinely want to know the budget The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping has, cause this is starting to be as Celebrity packed as 2007 Hairspray, like what the fuck? I'm not complaining, I'm just very interested to know how they're affording all these big name actors.

So apparently sending the same Joycons in 5 times for repairs in a short time is the limit for Nintendo before they go "Fuck it, you don't get a repair option, you'll take a free replacement and be happy" lmao. They've failed to fix the drift *they* caused 4 times now. Went to get a new request,

The fact MAGA don't understand that unless you were physically here in 1776, or you are a naturalized immigrant, you are a birthright citizen by the Constitution's definition, is so funny. Like it takes 5 seconds to google. It does not only apply to children born on US soil to non-citizens.

Are there any song covers you feel the artist made it their own & you associate it more with them than the original? For instance I Will Always Love You is Dolly, but people think Whitney. For me it's controversial. If I Were A Boy as covered on Glee by Alex Newell.

You know, I find it funny MAGA and other Republicans are saying we need to stop calling the Pope Robert Provost because that's not his name anymore. Yet they don't see the irony in the fact they refuse to use a trans person's chosen name.

That was stressful as fuck but somehow managed to preorder the Switch 2 from Walmart. The real question is, will the June 5th before 9 AM "Guarantee" actually happen?

Keep seeing people mad Nintendo raised the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 accessories by ~5%. Y'all realize if they were Sony/Microsoft, they'd have doubled, right? Nintendo is eating over 100% of the 125% tariff on their accessories to keep costs low. Thank them, don't attack them. Jeez.

Just pointing out, not all of the blame on the Nintendo Switch 2 price likely going up to $600+ is on Trump. Like 90% of the blame is, yes. However, part of the blame (probably around 10%) is on Nintendo for not shipping their consoles to USA a few months ago when they knew tariffs were planned.

Is Disney *trying* to make the live action Lilo & Stitch fail? Cause what do you mean it releases in a little over 2 months and we STILL don't have a trailer? All we have is a teaser trailer showing Stitch.

For the longest time, I've had a memory of Michelle Trachtenberg in the Nick movie "Snow Day" throwing an ice cream at an ice cream truck and yelling "FART KNOCKER!" Come to find out, not only was she NOT in Snow Day, the scene was in Keeble's Big Move, of which she is ALSO not in.

You already know who I’m picking for Z-A

Never been more ashamed of the #Pokemon community than today, to be frank. YOU don't like Chikorita? Tepig? Totodile? That's fine. But saying they ruined the game by using them? That's fucked up. What you're actually saying is only YOUR favorites should EVER be used. Grow the fuck up.

I had a dream the other night that for #PokemonDay, they announced #Pokemon Stunning Scarlet and Vivid Violet - which were "graphically enhanced" ports of Scarlet/Violet for the Nintendo Switch 2, featuring a brand new DLC story which will introduce the "remaining national dex" into Generation 9.

Disney made an entire episode of Girl Meets World about all the hate comments Rowan Blanchard received, framed it as an unseen bully that made Riley withdraw from the world. And the vast majority of viewers who hated on the character still don't understand the episode was about them.

Let's set the mood: You've been on your international flight for the past 3 hours. You pull out your #NintendoSwitch to play the new #Pokemon game you just started. A few minutes pass and you finally get to the next gym leader. Nice! Inkay beat their first Pokemon and even gained a level! 1/2

The US Congress really said "Hold on, we'll teach you in 2025" when they heard school kids in America have asked "How did no one stop Hitler from coming into power and committing all those civil rights violations and crimes against humanity?" For the past few decades.

So Trump claims they found a "360 Year Old" receiving Social Security. Girl, the social security act is only 90 years old. That age would not have passed the computer systems. Plus, the US itself is only 249 years old. If you're going to lie at least make it remotely believable.

The fact Trump/White House has now directly committed MULTIPLE ACTS of treason as outlined in our laws/Constitution, by doing things such as declaring himself King, saying only the president can interpret laws and judges can't, etc. and no one is doing anything is scaring the fuck out of me.

Apparently I'm a fake #Disney fan cause any time someone asked my favorite song from The Little Mermaid, I'd say "In Harmony" and they'd always be confused. How am I just finding out the song was in the TV show and I just heard it so much before school it stuck? youtu.be/h1j4WbMPdw8?...