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Is a Midwestern Pope more like an "ope"

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally used my Wendy's drive thru pickup script at the Domino's and my embarrassment is palpable

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like "under 8 inches of snow" was a bad time to have the idea that I should start a geocaching hobby

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

An unheralded play from last night was the 5 extra yards Gee Scott crawled out of a dumpoff pass, while being tackled twice, to make it 4th and 2 at the 34 with 10 minutes left. If it was 4th and 7, I don't think we get the QB draw that set up the TD. With a FG, 4th down strip sack doesn't happen.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not much of a ref complainer but I do feel like what they decide to call holding and PI fundamentally changes the makeup of each game. Strategy and execution of both teams

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Fix the playoff seeding by letting the conference champ auto-byes round-robin draft their own quarter of the bracket matchups from the list of 8

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Can't emotionally handle the "hang on to a lead" portion of a game

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh they're letting Herbstreit call this?

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder where Lane Kiffin is right now

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Walking through the grocery store holding 10 items in my hands and arms, no cart or basket. Wondering if this qualifies for "dudes rock" or nah

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Ohio State is playing like it's contractually obligated to give out certain # of touches in exchange for players returning/transferring

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Gus Johnson is the Vince McMahon chair gif rn

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part about a game like this is that I've got an 8 hour road trip coming up and my favorite football podcasts will spend that time gaslighting me about how the game really went. "Michigan hit them with a CROWBAR, Davis Warren beat them with his LEGS"

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

Drove behind a Michigan fan obnoxiously blasting "hail" and singing loudly with windows down, through the suburbs of Cincinnati? Big "own the libs" energy. My hate is peaking at just the right moment.

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

A cheerleading laser-bop Chappell Roan mashup is a musical atrocity

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

"The Barstool University" I'm hearing it's called, big heel turn

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

What I hate about these college football bracket projections is that there's no way for them to come true. Conference champ games are going to shuffle the entries even if there are no surprises. Is anyone out there doing "here's the probable outcomes" or are they all "if season ends today"?

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

I used to dread the way the referees would annually give Penn State fans reasons to say the results were illegitimate, but in my old age I have mellowed and developed a kink for it

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

Do y'all hear yourselves, rooting for a team who won't put names on their jerseys in 2024

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

A major shortcoming of this site vs the bad one is that I have to click several extra buttons here to block someone with a bad sports take

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Tinfoil hat: The Wisconsin "jump around" tradition is designed to bait opponents into injuring their knee ligaments

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

What if Taylor Swift isn't actually at all these chiefs games and they just filmed like 30 clips of her celebrating ahead of time

submitted 590 days ago • 0 comments

Just now aware of a beautiful contraption called an "orrery" through trending posts, but my awe for its craftsmanship is seriously outweighed by my fury at the experience of pronouncing it

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments