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chonky boy held

submitted 117 days ago • 14 comments

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

submitted 125 days ago • 87 comments

If a church doesn’t have a food pantry or a soup kitchen or a closet full of clothes and blankets open to the public or isn’t showing up at natural disasters to help, why does that church have a tax-exempt status?

submitted 146 days ago • 960 comments

Be aware

submitted 174 days ago • 897 comments

“bluesky is an echo chamber” the echo is sanity.

submitted 178 days ago • 695 comments

had to change my pfp on my SCRABBLE app because men wouldn’t stop messaging me inappropriate things. nowhere is safe

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt not call everyone online a pedophile when your president and most of his cabinet are pedophiles. Pull thy head out of thy ass.

submitted 177 days ago • 312 comments

the notebook except it’s trump and his entire cabinet dying together

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

they wanna own the libs by coming on here and saying dumb shit like “TrUMps Ur PrESiDenT gEt ovER iT” fuckin clowns.

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

every year i think i can escape the seasonal depression and every year it hits me like a truck

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

it absolutely rules to keep seeing the worst people on the internet come on to this site to post “well well well i’m really going to TRIGGER some people here huh,” and them me just hitting one button and never thinking about them again lmao

submitted 179 days ago • 464 comments

Practicing my kinder, gentler burns for Bluesky.

submitted 179 days ago • 61 comments

Can’t express enough just how delightful it is to make a post and not have hundreds of hateful replies. Thanks, Bluesky. @bsky.app

submitted 180 days ago • 1623 comments

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

submitted 181 days ago • 46 comments

You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this: You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

submitted 181 days ago • 157 comments

He looks like if Tommy Lee Jones ate Sponge Bob.

submitted 181 days ago • 388 comments

Greetings on this nightmare of a week.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

I get knee deep into these overlong pieces about how voters are making complicated voting decisions about "the economy" or "inflation" and they NEVER mention stuff like the fact that 54% of the U.S. operates at a 6th grade reading level, or their news and information diet is raw sewage

submitted 188 days ago • 62 comments

FUCK musk and FUCK zuckerberg

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments