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Tobias Ellwood channels Arsene Wenger with his "I didn't see it" manoeuvre. #C4News

@LBC A political editor who uses the phrase "quite good" in respect of Badenoch's #PMQs performance today should become a ex political editor quick smart.

Call that there Steve Bray over, Krish. #C4News

With Mark Littlewood, Gawain Towler and Tim Montgomerie in successive weeks, you are truly spoiling with the twattery of your fourth #bbcaq panelists, Mr. Gibb.

If Reform has even the slightest chance of winning a GE under FPTP it would be prudent for the Government to accede to their wishes and bring in PR. #C4News

On tonight's show Matt Frei asks a closed question and dead time ensues. #C4News

David Willet's correct title is, of course, The Former Disgraced Paymaster General Lord David Willets.

Bit of give and take from Robbie Gibb there: yeah you can have a Green on but you've got to also get a total wanker for balance. #bbcaq

Brian Glenn was not literally blowing smoke at Donald Trump but figuratively doing so. Hope this helps. @LBC

iphones haven't had a headphone jack since Series 7 came out in 2016. @LBC

Have the #C4News producers invited today's interviewees on for a dare or something?

I knew a stoner guy in London whose mannerisms were pretty much identical to that Helia on #C4News.

I suspect your daughter left the UK to get away from you, Jonathan. #bbcaq

Torsten Bell has landed on his feet having density's very own Helen Whately as the opposition panelist. #bbcaq

Helen Whately takes the floor in the HoC.

Easy ride for Farage on #C4News. Even Nick Ferrari goes in harder than that.

Tynemouth is not in Newcastle upon Tyne. #bbcaq

Listening to #PMQs on @LBC I get the vibe from O'Brien that he rates Clark at the same level as a fly that's landed in his pint.

Fao @LBC: the Venn diagram of listeners to James O'Brien's show who also want to hear trailers for Nick fucking Ferrari has no overlap whatsoever.

Remembering Poland during the war evidently does not equate to “knowing what you’re talking about”. #bbcaq

Gibb on the blower to Anita: “first caller too wishy-washy liberal, get a ‘say you’re British and you get arrested and thrown in jail’ Farage-rimming fuckwit on pronto. Balance, girl, balance” #bbcaq

Hey Matt, calling something other than computer software "2.0" was already out of date when Garbage did it with their second album 27 years ago, ya twat. #C4News

Gibbs has sent a memo down instructing Anita to get a dickhead on for balance. #bbcaq

Of course, this non story spearheaded by the appalling previous chair of #bbcaq gets a slot in today’s show.

Sebastian Payne is the twonk who said he had to move to a private school to get a decent education in the North East when the school in question was the second rate Dame Allens and the state school he’d moved from was St. Thomas More, Blaydon, which had the best results in the region. #BBCAQ

A euphemism for bare naked ladies from Krish, there. #C4News

In *England* they voted for Brexit. Well he’s right there. #C4News

This edition of #C4News was going swimmingly until they brought the fuckwit vox pops on and undid all the hard work.

Is that dreadful @LBC political editor about to say #PMQs was a "score draw" again?

Did Frost bring a gang of groupies to applaud all his fuckwit replies or is it to do with #bbcaq being broadcast from a private school?

So Tim's ultimate prize for winning #TheApprentice is having to sit there and laugh at Alan Sugar's shit jokes, which would be any normal person's hell scenario.

Of course the business sponsorships, in common with most of this programme, are just tv artifice and aren't for real. #TheApprentice

Was that Alan Sugar avatar generated on an Amstrad CPC? #TheApprentice