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If I ever saw Stitch in real life, I would straight up put him in the garbage

The new pope should k*ll JD Vance

I am VERY happy to see Miyu Yamashita back on AEW TV. She's flippin' great. Side note: if you haven't seen Miyu v. @speedballbailey.bsky.social before, check it out for free! #AEWDynamite

Very nice of Tony Kahn to let my favorite wrestler wrestle my favorite wrestler

Miyu LEVELS Toni! #AEWDynamite

THE COOLEST. 👊 #tjpw #AEWDynamite

Hope Super Dragon is having a nice night

Just got the urge to shit talk The Undertaker again

COUNT IT! #AEWDynamite

I said it to a friend of mine last week, but imagine getting to a point in your life where you waste an entire day of your life to go yell at a trans kid that just wants to run track or whatever the fuck. How do you get there? We know you don’t give a shit about a track and field events that much.

Triple H retire bitch

Andrew Cuomo resigning in disgrace as governor and then running for mayor is like when an actor is “cancelled” and starts doing standup.

Woman on LIRR loudly bragging about how easily she gets pregnant?!

Look, there’s a lot going on right now, but I really think we should all be more upset about the fact that there is an orchestral version of the Donkey Kong Country theme that they made for the Mario movie and they chose to use fucking Take On Me for the scene instead.

Live Sunday Mass!!! (Playing Kingdom Hearts 2) right now Twitch.tv/garymalfa416

Blake Christian merch idea: “Do A Flip, Lose Clean” in Helvetica on a black shirt

Just imagined Gene Simons going down an e-girl rabbit hole on his 2001 Gateway desktop computer and then punching a wall until his hands were bloody because he doesn’t have the copyright for sticking out your tongue

There’s a lot going on right now, but I need you to know that B.D. Joe from Crazy Taxi’s full name is Best Driver Joe

midnight sonic 12am east coast time again! Twitch.tv/garymalfa416

The Knuckles car, released as part of the Hot Wheels Micro Vehicles set released in 1994.

right wingers are like "you must never forget what The Left wants to do to you." and the thing they want to do to you is give you healthcare and make sure there isn't sewage in your drinking water

*whiny little home owning bitch voice* mY tAxEs!

they should sell the Anna Jay "fat ass and bad attitude" shirt but Mark Davis gets the money #AEWDynamite 🤼

We saw you liked Funko Pops! You may also enjoy Spending The Rest Of Your Life In A Secret Underground Government Prison

The first Trump administration felt like it was full of 1960s Batman villains who’d use a flock of birds to steal a bank shaped like a giant ceramic pig. The second Trump administration feels like it’s full of 1980s Batman villains who’d break into your home and shoot your daughter to make a point.

Playin sonic at midnight east coast time again! Twitch.tv/garymalfa416

FRIDAY FIGHTS NANCY KNOCKS OUT BULLY

I’ve been trying to find the words for this match and the story these women told for over a year. I’ve never seen women on tv wrestling be as weird, funny, violent, unapologetically horny and sincere as them. Easily one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my years of being a wrestling fan.

Don't be scared! #AEWRevolution ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Playin sonic at midnight east coast time! Twitch.tv/garymalfa416

Favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke Skywalker took off his jacket and defeated Palpatine with his T-Shirt that said “Resist”

Emilia Pérez winning Best Original Song over a song written by Brandi Carlile for Elton John is a hate crime.

Big time “thanks again" to everyone who breathlessly lifted up Hilbilly Elegy

If a band has a female vocalist and the rest of the band is weird to ugly looking guys: GREAT. Nothing better. If band has a female vocalist and the rest of the band is all dudes and at least one is good looking: absolute dogshit. Worst music you’ll ever hear in your life.

Think globally, act cowpoke-ally. #AEWDynamite