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I finished an entire can of 7 up Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike" https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB
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MIKE BREEN: Seattle was too poor to afford a basketball team anymore, so Oklahoma City took on the Sonics as a sort of orphan adoption, and today is like Christmas for both cities. DORIS BURKE: Chet Holmgren was a Scrooge at the rim.

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They’re dancing in the streets in Seattle tonight

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Just noticing height gives you a bit of an advantage in basketball…

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Nesmith— bit of an apt name for a basketball player

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Parents and teachers have been asking for an Amelia Bedelia with better work life balance and guess what? It’s here. “Take Your PTO, Amelia Bedelia”

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Nice type. Daguerreo?

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Shemp is not canon! #shempisnotcanon

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I got most of my followers on here after Jeff Tiedrich RT-ed my “Doddering Donald” post but now he has blocked me. As an avid devotee of many years I am more than aware of the capricious nature of his genius but I can only hope that somehow some way Jeff Tiedrich will reconsider 🙏

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The door is wide open for an auteur type filmmaker to show us how the 3 Stooges met and where they got their wrenches

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In the new Amelia Bedelias she maintains a better work life balance

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I won’t cook with a woke even though my wife says you need it to make a good stir fry

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5 star general John Barron has informed the paper of record that the bombing was a “huge success.” Rustling of McDonalds wrappers could be heard in the background of the phone call.

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The Eiffel Tower is a tower builder’s tower

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My literature teacher told me 3 Stooges is an allegory and Curly represents unrepressed desire. She also has pictures of Curly up all over the classroom.

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Back in the day you could see stooges doing hijinks every single week. Now it takes all season to find out why they say nyuk nyuk and where they got the wrench

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We need a conservative Jeff Tiedrich

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Someone has hacked into the vibe tabulator machine and is manipulating the vibes from a remote location

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Say what you will about Jeff Tiedrich, the man knows how to search his own name

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Interning for Jeff Tiedrich has been the opportunity of a lifetime. I just have the teensiest request for you all. George Conway and George Takei are coming over for a party tonight and it would be so great if everybody could boost Jeff’s “Donald Diaper” post from this morning so he can gloat a lil!

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I’m Jeff Tiedrich’s intern who name searches for him on here 2-3 times a day and reports back and I just want to know can you guys cool it for a while? Jeff has barely touched his Capn Crunch Oops! All Berries all afternoon.

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‘What is this in reference to’ is the best reply

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you know the doc hates to see an apple coming

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They were really cooking when they named it a towel. I’m so tired

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Can you please hand me a tal (rhymes with gal) to dry off with? This is how it should be spelled.

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Hate to see the grammar police coming for Ring Lardner. Hope they never find out about Mark Twain!

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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road seems like a Wizard of Oz reference. Looking into it

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No one tried crossing the street until the Beatles did it

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Anybody check in on the march of time lately? Still going?

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[first person to chain a pen to a table] Anyone seen my 2nd pen? No? Call the blacksmith. I’ve only got the one left.

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Hello! Just a few reminders on here: ❌signal boost a bigot ✅applaud animals ❌engage with egoists ✅mute meddlers ❌normalize negativity ✅vet the VP—Let’s keep an eye out and make sure he’s here for the right reasons, everybody!

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The first person to chain a pen to a table must have been absolutely livid about pens going missing

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“When it rains it pours”— Morton Salt. I love how you’re allowed to get your salt wet if you want

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Every pen should be chained to something

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Hello! Just a few reminders on here: ❌signal boost a bigot ✅applaud animals ❌engage with egoists ✅mute meddlers ❌normalize negativity ✅vet the VP—Let’s keep an eye out and make sure he’s here for the right reasons, everybody!

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Hate to see the grammar police coming for Ring Lardner. Hope they never find out about Mark Twain!

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The list of movies filmed on Long Island is, well, long: Metropolitan, The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, French Connection, Manhattan, and Home Alone just to name a few.

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A buddy of mine invented mocktails

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Long Island is often called “the big apple”

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As they say if you can make it on Long Island you can make it anywhere. Unfortunately the converse is also true

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My only problem with Long Island is their ice tea is way too sweet. I had a bunch one night and woke up with the worst headache the next morning, I think from all the sugar

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In short, Long Island is amazeballs

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