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damn dude

The Ballad of Wallis Island is a gorgeous little instant classic. I laughed hard, I wept, I sighed — such a beautiful film. Go see it in cinemas, and support a charming UK indie

Don’t forget to make a quick remark about the hot weather at the start of all your emails today!

hot take: i don't think you would like to watch this actually

This much-mocked piece is by the son of novelist DM Thomas, whose appetite for including sexually willing young women in his books* led Private Eye to nickname him 'Thomas the Wank Engine'. *he said one female reader told him the erotic poem in his novel The White Hotel invariably made her orgasm

seriously, if you say are still saying, in 2025, the 'all this to shave a few minutes off some journeys' thing about HS2, they should ban you from using language. you are one of the animals now. here is a bag of scraps.

I just learned there's an American tennis player called Katie Volynets, which even Martin Amis would have considered a bit on the nose as a character name.

[Wayne Manor] ALFRED: and why do we fall, Master Bruce BRUCE WAYNE: because you keep tying my shoes together A: that’s right, you spoiled little bitch

"Are you *actually* enjoying that old movie/tv show/game, or is it just nostalgia?" Oh man, I was almost experiencing joy engaging in media that reminded me of happy experiences in my youth, thank God you came to put a stop to that.

it’s important to find time in your day to just switch your mind off and do nothing. it might be first thing in the morning, it might be last thing at night, or - and this is surprisingly popular - it might be when you get to the ticket barriers at waterloo. just take care of yourself, guys.

oh that's good, global economy had arguably been doing too well for the entirety of my adult life so far, nice that we're finally taking it down a peg

yes, that's right

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

So I read this and it's completely fine. I don't know what the deal is with the snark, it's a perfectly okay and informative piece

Wild story: a quality manager who warned about the shoddy construction of Boeing 787 Dreamliner planes was particularly concerned about the ones sent to Air India in 2014. That's when the Air India jet that crashed today was sent. prospect.org/economy/2025...

Finally finished Andor. Loved it, but couldn't get past the enormous coincidences throughout. It's impossible that someone had just farted in every single room that Dedra Meero was in.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

LOVE & MERCY is a fantastic Brian Wilson biopic, btw. Paul Dano's scenes as Brian in the recording studio are absolutely brilliant and give you just a glimpse of what he was like in his prime. John Cusack's performance as the older Brian is also some of his best recent work.

They've used up all the torment nexus names and have moved on to venereal diseases.

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

Umm …

guy next to me in the café was quite dramatically sitting with his head in his hands so I glanced at his screen to see what he was working on, and it was a doc with "IDEAS:" written at the top and absolutely nothing else my brother I hear you, I feel you, we are as one

I worry that recommendation algorithms may be getting too good.

I mean this from my absolute core when I say I would completely shit my pants if I saw that in real life

guys, stop laughing, racists only behave like this when they’re *very* distressed

Okay well if you don't want both of your thumbs shot off then don't be popping off at people with shit like "I declare a thumb war," some folk do not take such declarations lightly, now let's chalk this up to a misunderstanding and I'll take you to the hospital