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gaywizardcat.bsky.social
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oh, you "low-key" wanna eat my ass? sorry but i squeal loud as fuck, there's no way you're completing this mission without getting detected

from an octopus's perspective, is a pool roomba just a regular roomba?

just got followed by a bot with the creepiest AI generated profile picture

this is the best burrito ive ever eaten

damn i think im pregnant

i curse u with sunscreen hands while trying to use your phone

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POV ur about to be handed the most canoed joint of ur life

i wish i could send someone hole pictures to get them to buy me Armored Core VI

doll girls r cool. i would fw doll joints and a key in my back,, clockwork robot girl type shit... do not talk to me about league of legends

sry im not into cigarettes i mostly smoke pole

i love smelling butthole that shit is exquisite, im taking it in im savoring that shit

I fucked this up so bad

*me and my gf having an argument about how hormones work* my gf: I'll show you a whore moan *starts undoing belt*

my day be so normal and then I get the wrong type of corn flour and then it's time to kill myself

I love having bpd I love randomly crashing tf out it's so fun

my gf: gently touches my crotch with her foot me: just fuckin steps on her nuts

my armpits get so stinky and sweaty in the sun y'all have no idea

walking up to my gf with a bag of frozen chicken tenders and going "🥺"

reminiscing the time i chewed up sour gummy and spit it into my gf's mouth like a mama bird