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River they/them Cormac McCarthy and Moby-Dick enthusiast β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ€πŸ©·πŸ’– Proud shrimp grandpa
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GOD I made this post on tumblr too GET AWAY FROM MEEEE

I want to gently hold some people's hands and tell them it's ok that people think differently than they do

I hate having no internal vision bc Judge Holden is supposed to be scary and gross and horrible but all I can imagine is this fuckin guy

Louder LOUDER

FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE

Really excited bc me and Molly went on a bookshop date last night and I got am insanely silly looking book that had a blurb by my favorite author Molly said I have to read it to them on our drive

I love having grown up under a rock sometimes bc it's like, yes this critically acclaimed thing that's a classic REALLY IS that good!!

New foil prints of this piece are added in my shop! βœ¨πŸ’“β˜ΊοΈ artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1784... #art #bsnm #watershipdown #animalart

So once you find *your* zombie novel author, everything else just doesn't hit the same I'm learning that @seananmcguire.bsky.social is mine Newflesh you are so fucking good

Ascendant Digital painting Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/caro...

I put on a nature documentary for background noise and it's narrated by former president Barak Obama But now I keep getting jump scared every time he starts talking

I took a 10 month break but here's my girl

Lol ok I'm done with Twitter lemme get on here

It's tough how cute she is

People who stand as soon as the plane lands are truly the most optimistic fools

Why is having a new job so weirdly embarrassing

I’m sorry but Moby Dick is public domain which means the whale is now canonically in love with me because I said so

Somehow, all my shrimp are egged up. The first batch of babies thrives

Somehow, Ceviche is gravid again and Coconut is remorseless

Missy fights me for sink access like she has never had or ever will have water again

Joseph, wherever you are, happy birthday

My back is spasming so bad and I feel like a timid girl trying to tame a rowdy horse Like, what is it boy? What's wrong? FUCK IF I KNOW

Dawg why does my back hurt so bad like chill out

Oh boy howdy

Just have to share NASA's magical Christmas Day image, taken ten days earlier in Piemonte, Italy. The photographer spent six years trying to capture this glorious alignment: Cathedral, Mountain, Moon. Image Credit & Copyright: Valerio Minato

Cats Stop Drinking Out of My Aquarium Challenge

I slept for 12 and a half hours What year is it

There are people outside my shop already JFC

New guy for Junebug

I love hanging out with other autistic folks bc I don't think me and my bud looked at each other once

So the new logo is a butterfly you say πŸ¦‹

I just heard a construction guy yell "OSHA!! OSHA!!" at his companion so we're all just saying fuck it

Mr. Jeff Vandeermeer writes such compelling characters that I want to Throttle Them (I'm rereading Authority (this is about Lowry))

Missy wanted to go outside SO BAD just to sit

Every single artist or person who has kept their usernames or pfp from twitter: I love you so much forever

I watch the weather like a man who peaked as a highschool quarterback in his forties watches sports

Happy Solstice, my friends. May the light now to return cast warmth and hope on your coming days and chase away your troubles with the darkness. πŸŒ„