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Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.

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The USA joined the fight 27 months after WW2 started. Has Vance bothered to thank the EU for holding Hitler at bay for over 2 years?

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This is what being a federal employee looks like right now. This was last night during his ranting. This girl works for SSA in Kentucky. This girl is my daughter.

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Trump’s spiritual advisor, Paula White says if we don’t send her our February salary we’ll suffer consequences. I guess that means biblical smiting? I don’t know exactly what smiting is, but it costs extry at the Hoo Hoo parlor. I can’t send my salary, I’m retired. But I can send a stool sample!

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Russia has just replaced May Day with February 28th.

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Some media troll told Zelensky he needs to wear a suit when he meets in the White House and Capitol. You know, like Elon.

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Trump is selling a gold card that he says will grant citizenship to foreigners. The cost…$5 million dollars. That’s right, The Country Formerly known as America has a cover charge.

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Let it be written…

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The FAA will use Musk’s Starlink to upgrade their systems. An average of 120 Starlink satellites fall to earth each month. This is goin great!

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Trump has named Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone “Ambassadors to Hollywood”. I’ve got a better idea on what to name them…The Expendables.

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The FDA has banned controversial red dye found in candy, drinks and snacks. I’m more concerned about the orange dye that has ruined the country formerly known as America.

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The senate hearing on Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth was cut short when he discovered it was a cash bar and Susan Collins was on the main stage!

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There are rumors Trump is going to reinstate the draft. He said it’s no big deal, it doesn’t mean you have to serve.

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Melania Trump said Elon gave her genital warts.

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Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump’s inauguration. I guess if you feel like your career is tanking fast enough…

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The reason these fires continue to grow is because insurance companies need pre-approval to use water.

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Brooke Shields said a doctor once gave her a "bonus" vaginal rejuvenation without her consent. She’s since found a new dentist.

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Jack Smith just resigned from the Department of Justice. The Department of Justice just resigned from the country formerly known as America.

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Do you think trump lies awake at night since he lies while he’s awake all day?

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Matt Gaetz is coming to Kentucky tonight. He heard it was gonna be in the low teens.

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I can explain why Trump didn’t have his hand over his heart to salute President Carter…It was in Obama’s pocket trying to lift his wallet. I’m a problem solver dammit.

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Mark Zuckerberg is such a dick, they just threw Jesse Eisenberg in jail.

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Don’t be sad that President Carter died. Be joyous that such a man lived.

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The real Gulf of America is between knowledge and the MAGA movement.

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He’s crazy.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to make January 6th a national holiday. I’m glad we took down our Christmas tree. Just in time to put up our Insurrection Day Tree.

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Why does Trump want the J6 insurrectionists freed? I thought they were ANTIFA and FBI?

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Welp, it’s done. The Country Formerly known as America.

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Sherrie got the snow shovel. I got the snorkel.

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The most amazing thing about the Tesla explosion in front of the Trump hotel in Vegas, is that it made it all the way from Colorado Springs to Vegas before catching fire and exploding.

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A lot of people are confused as to how military veterans become so prone to become shooters and violent. It’s been my experience, as a veteran, that if you go into the military kinda normal, you come out kinda normal. But if you go in the least little bit ‘off’, you come out really fucked up.

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I propose beginning this year, all new year resolutions begin on January, 2nd. No need to start the “not drinking” “not smoking “ “losing weight” resolutions when you're all hungover watching football. Drinking, smoking, and eating are the best cures for a hangover. I’m a problem solver dammit.

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President Carter will lie in state at the Capitol. Trump will lie in all the other states.

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Trump now says he doesn’t want TikTok banned on the 20th. He said he wants a chance to negotiate. You know, get a big ass bribe.

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Trump says Russia didn’t shoot down that commercial airliner. He says the pilot fell out the window.

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Trump says Russia and China are actually managing the Panama Canal. You know, like they run Trump and the country formerly known as America.

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Dear Parents, I just bought a wood chipper in an after Christmas sale. Please feel free to come by the house and toss in your elf on the shelf. It’s time we go all “Fargo” on these pests. I’m a problem solver dammit.

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Big news from the planet of Trump. He says he can take care of the New England drones immediately. After he builds the wall, which Mexico will pay for, he’s gonna build a roof, which Uranus will pay for. Along with your anus, and yours, and yours, and my anus, everybody’s anus.

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