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eating yellow and brown foods

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soda is good for a burp

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blahbiddyblahbiddyblah

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Rittenhouse Paul blart remake looks so sad :(

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Who up dying peacefully in a dream

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the music in the waymo should speed up and slow down with the car

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when i get poisoned by venom i typically feel it coursing through my veins

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Pretty sure it saw this on the counter last night and thought it was ranch dressing and threw it away. I'm thinking my roommate actually picked it up out of there at some point

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just brought a wasp outside. go and be free little guy. sting somebody

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Trummy

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Hey we'll forget all about this

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Using a newspaper to clean myself

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Owls in Kolkata, India. 🦉🦉🦉 Photo by Sourav Mondal - souravmondalphotographs [IG] #birds #owls #nature #wildlife

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bob dylan egg

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Listen. We all need to get used to this. We've gotta accept this as fact

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Trinket, that's a good name I just call my turtle Turtle

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My 1000 year old grandma

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cars can smoke 3000 cigarettes, as a treat

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We need a new flag. Everybody get some construction paper and design a flag

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rockin' feels good!

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hard to believe she died at the young age of 38 years old (equivalent in today's years)

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Grackle hanging out in turtle cove

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Please let me know if any of your opinions change in the future.

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sex is funny, if you're horny you're a clown

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i pick and choose from a number different cults to form a system of beliefs

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I hate this administrash

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hornily, "ooh domo arigato mr roboto heheh 😉"

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You're all our guys. We love our guys.

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I'd like to put an end to the nasty rumors going around and make it CLEAR that my WIFE said it was OK to show you my penis

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May god help us all if klaus ever decided to to full on crazy

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Welp. This is judy

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I'd probably look real good in a full velvet zip-up bodysuit like the cops would give you when they released you from jail after they ripped up all your clothes during your violent arrest

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I'd probably look real good in a superhero costume

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