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Cosmic Doop. Recipient of the 1984 Gerber Baby of the Year: Honorable Mention. My wife is the funny one.
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Incredible, I love it.

I lived in the DMV for 6 years. This is quite literally fewer people than you would see there on a normal Saturday in June lmao

I had clear video of a guy breaking into my car, had confirmation from his sister who he was, and even a lead on where he should be, and the (Baltimore City) cop handed me the thumb drive with the video on it and said there was nothing he could do.

Man I’m not criticizing anyone who gets their ass up and marches around for something good, I don’t care if they’ve got a sign like “Domuld Drumpf hope u like Hamberders” they bought markers for that shit good for them

Shout out to the guy who yelled at my 7 y/o to "throw those signs in the trash" and then sped off while we were on our way to the protest. I definitely DON'T wish that your skin is invaded by scarabs who then consume you from the inside out, like in The Mummy (1999).

AG Ellison staying at the No Kings rally despite being on the assassin’s hit list to tell the crowd to not be stopped, to keep marching is exactly what I needed in this moment.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Going to keep saying this: The states that support what Trump is doing should not be part of the same nation as the states that don't. We have a fundamental, intractable disagreement on the very foundation of American democracy.

She and Seth might be the most based former world champions the WWE has had. I know the bar isn't exactly high, but it's notable given how exceptionally close the HHH and McMahon regimes are to Trump.

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

Confirmation that the White House has sent in their own agent provocateurs, because we know that whenever they make an accusation like this, it's because they're already doing it.

Hey I found your mom's house

The fact that Pope Francis dunked on JD Vance as one of his final acts, then the conclave immediately chose a guy who had also dunked on JD Vance... JD I feel like maybe your God is sending you a message my dude

Life imitates... Orb.

Are we still doing this? Are we still pretending like he's just stupid, or like shouting facts makes any difference? You ARE arguing with a wall.

Better, "Israeli minister openly declares genocide on Palestinians", as he is literally describing a textbook definition of genocide www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

San Francisco I regret to inform you that I am back (Peebee did not successfully sneak in via my suitcase, despite his best efforts)

It's long past time for us as a society to talk about how Return of the Living Dead is a great fucking movie

My great grandfather, a farmer, was one of these Germans in the early 30’s. So much so that he often loudly made fun of the Nazis at his local tavern. Then the Gestapo came to the house and took his two sons at age 7 and 10. He never saw his older son—my grandfather—again.

The folks on Ring neighborhood alerts are absolutely unmoored from reality

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

*slaps the hood of every possible thing in existence* Capitalist, sweating: "These bad boys can fit so many f-ing ads in them. Please, we can turn a profit, don't make us provide actual value that's in the public interest, I'm begging you"

Ah, the Blackshirts stage of creeping fascism has arrived

It needs to be restated, over and over and over: These dumb laws mean a cis man can just go into a women's restroom and claim he's just a fully transitioned trans man being forced to follow the law. These laws make it EASIER for cis men to be creeps, you absolute morons.

I can't unsee it, and now you can't either.

maybe it was a bad idea to create a financial system through which the superwealthy could bet for or against disaster and profit no matter how horribly the president destroys the economy

Can't wait to hear from the White House in a few days about all of this toddler's "gang tattoos"

Thinking about how within my lifetime minor acts of vandalism as NVDA were the kind of thing the annoying peace police hippies told us we should do in lieu of other tactics and now they've been defenestrated right out of the Overton window.

People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.

My cousin's public school middle school history teacher in Pennsylvania literally taught to the class that the native Americans deserved to be genocided because they were heathens. My high school AP history teacher, in Maryland, taught us that the Civil War was about "states rights" 🙃

Just saying and doing things you actually believe rather than playing 4-D chess is an underrated political strategy.

Imagine if the Democratic Party was full of the regular working people interviewed here by @moreperfectunion. They'd win a supermajority. youtu.be/DwMzCjibxT4?...

quite the opposite, those are the people you should listen to the most, because you need their votes to win. they should be offered policies they want to get them to the polls next time

Wait, now I'm starting to wonder if all that stuff Bukele says about other things are true. What if... what if this tinpot dictator is lying about the crime rates going down too? Astonishing to think about.