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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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Old Mariah May studies + the only ever AEW x M*A*S*H art ever made

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Lyrics I've personally misheard; Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong! THE FIST OF TEBIGONG

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she means your kids, not hers

submitted 14 hours ago • 207 comments

I’m with her @katmabu.bsky.social #katforillinois #whatifwedidntsuck

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Voices of Wrestling saw my tweet apparently

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I think Brody King and Josh Alexander should have a high end PPV match with a bunch of kaiju sound effects layered over top of it

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submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

little diddy

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Accurate

submitted 22 hours ago • 152 comments

I legit didn't know about there being an NXT show on that day until someone said Trick Williams won the TNA title. I'm sure counter-programming against Okada vs Omega will work out

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Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27

submitted 19 hours ago • 16 comments

Pulling my haggard old burro up to the 7/11, slapping down a burlap sack full of nuggets, "a big gulp for my ass" I'd say, a sly grin across my teeth, "and a nacho plate for myself".

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RIP Rick Derringer, don't look up who he voted for if you want to keep liking Rock n Roll Hoochie Koo

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

the man contains multitudes

submitted 20 hours ago • 11 comments

RIP Rick Derringer, a regular of Andy Warhol's Factory and also the guy who played the guitar solo on "Eat It."

submitted 20 hours ago • 22 comments

I'm sorry but if Tumblr isn't dead by now I'm really not too worried about Bluesky

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Congratulations Konosuke Takeshita & Yuka Sakazaki announce their marriage and reveal their relationship together to the fans, via Instagram. I’m so happy for them!!! 🥰 #AEW

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

BIG WILLZ #WrestlingArt #AEW #AEWDoN #WrestleSky

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

So does he just want to own up to whatever he did now, or draw it out?

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a quick comic about decision-making

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

goodnight! #rkgk

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

jeff jarrett is the reigning texas chainsaw massacre champion

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I didn’t catch the AEW show but I saw someone talking about it that said they played that Let the Bodies Hit the Floor song 10 consecutive times during a match but “there was a lull after that until the staple guns started getting used” and that’s just good television, take that Yellowstone on CBS

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

My gender is a joyful woman swinging a deadly chain above my head

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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

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UPDATE ONE OF THE WOMEN IN THE MATCH JUST POSTED THESE FOUR PHOTOS AND THIS MESSAGE: "We hit each other. Then we hold on tighter. I guess that’s our forever."

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Happy birthday, Stevie Nicks!

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'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes theonion.com/i-spill...

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Worrying about Bluesky is very 2024. How are you still worrying about Bluesky

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wrestling fans do this same shit and it's infuriating

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Good?

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the pokemon that runs this account

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

You gotta do it, Hanger! YOU HAVE GOT TO DO IT. #AEWDoN

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

#AEWDoN hangman adam page is the first former AEW world champion to win the owen.

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It would be really, really, really funny if after all this tonight's winner still loses to Mox and fucking Darby saunters down the mountain to win the belt.

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That's why they call him the Hangman. cuz he hung in there, baby

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FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

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Hanger has a history of concussions, so it's interesting that they put him against a guy who's entire moveset is genetically engineered to cause them.

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Will had the hidden blade loaded for bear, but thankfully, Hanger's a drunk, so he had hidden passing out powers.

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It would be really, really, really funny if after all this tonight's winner still loses to Mox and fucking Darby saunters down the mountain to win the belt.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

These are the two biggest potential contenders and stars in the company, I really appreciate how willing to do extremely, needlessly dangerous shit they are

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ospreay doesn’t even have the belt and it’s already corrupting him. amateur

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Nostalgia in politics can work for more than one thing, it doesn't only have to be a guy saying "Don't you miss being racist" it could be a different guy saying "Remember when people had pensions"

submitted 2 days ago • 35 comments

Styles Clash vs Angel's Wings. The circle is complete.

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