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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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hey bro did dad get lucky charms or cinnamon toast crunch-

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

wwe is run by fucking losers whose idea of comedy peaked with THE PEST (1997)

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

submitted 9 hours ago • 132 comments

never forget that this game's monetization was so bad and so predatory that it made someone sign up for (and get accepted at!) a law school after investigating just how bad it all was

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

So did Twitter go down because of that piece about Musk being completely zooted

submitted 15 hours ago • 17 comments

So very sad to see this. She was always fabulous. Safe travels beyond the horizon. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

How it started : How it’s going

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Yeah. It’s like “how do we talk to Joe Rogan fans” have you considered activating new and lapsed democratic voters who care about universal healthcare and trans issues and maybe even Palestine instead of ice skating uphill to convert a handful of unreliable flat earthers

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

Pour one out for a queen.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

he's going somewhere alright

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Meet Nigel 💕 Found wandering behind an apartment building, this baby opossum was rescued by @cwcwildlife, who worked with wildlife officials to bring him to the zoo.

submitted 16 hours ago • 135 comments

This is actually a pretty big deal; those two don't really agree on much.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

print ad (1995) archive.org/details/elec...

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I personally think this is plausible; I can't really believe Stephen Miller could throw a punch hard enough to break wind, let alone cause a black eye.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

“Fat autistic anime fan who cheats at video games and moonlights as a twitter moderator gets punched in the face by Jewish Nazi cosplayer over bland girlfriend.” - 2007 outside of a hot topic or 2025 in the fucking WHITEHOUSE

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

I'm a little bummed by the Mariah announcement. I know the greater wrestling landscape needs more trades and runs in different companies, but counterpoint; I don't think anyone should work for the racist wrestling company run by racists.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Free my girl.

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Evergreen.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Babe what was up with that green guy who just said “cowabunga” to you back there? Do you know him from somewhere?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

this shirt is literally the only answer you need to whether filler episodes are good

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

On the one hand, older WWF shows, and JCP shows on the Turner channels especially, had production credits. On the other hand, it's extremely telling that they went decades without credits then the first chance they got, they decided to let you know all this was brought to you by the letter "H".

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

it'll become totally normal to younger people but i still laugh at the executive producer credit every single week

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Probably prefers Mortal Kombat 2's aesthetic to MK3.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Every other large city in North America right now:

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"When you think about it, we were actually the biggest and best match at All In" Never change, Cody.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This actually happened to me today (with a few minor caveats here and there)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

just another day in the office

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Return of the Jedi was DISGUSTING.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

That's why they call him the Hangman. cuz he hung in there, baby

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submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Hangman Page spent like three years losing constantly between the Punk match and like a month ago, but sure, they keep "doing Jamie Hayter like that"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Babe wake up. Did you know Jimmy Pesto was pardoned?

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

To be fair to Elon Musk, he hasn't invented anything ever.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I want to go to there

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submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

RUN INTO BARTENNA ONE TO NINE, YEAH HEAH

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

reskeet with your favorite meme you've made

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

Ice. Cold.

submitted 307 days ago • 0 comments

I dunno why you all chose to call it AO3. Could've just called it AOOO. Pronounced it like you're howling or something. Gonna put some saucy StarscreamxBumblebee fic up on the ol' awoo, you could say

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

Old Mariah May studies + the only ever AEW x M*A*S*H art ever made

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Lyrics I've personally misheard; Back off I'll take you on! Headstrong! THE FIST OF TEBIGONG

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submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

she means your kids, not hers

submitted 3 days ago • 231 comments