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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

Absolute genius. David Lynch, Sly Stone, and Brian Wilson in 6 months is a devastating run.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Dem senator: Please, protestors, there are better ways to oppose the president Voters: Like not voting for his nominees? Dem senator: haha no no no. No. What I mean is we are writing a rap

submitted 7 days ago • 58 comments

Now is the perfect time for Democrats to reach out to Elon Musk, and ask him to post more about how Donald Trump is a pedophile

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

ernest hemmingway story about you dropped

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

Indianapolis vs. Oklahoma City sounds like a competition to host the 1978 World's Fair

submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

Alf Clausen, the veteran composer with two Emmy wins and 30 nominations whose whimsical scores brightened such television series as The Simpsons, Moonlighting and, purely coincidentally, ALF, has died. He was 84.

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

Changing the stickers I put on Teslas from “Elon Musk is a Nazi” to “This is the car Chris Cillizza drives”

submitted 18 days ago • 37 comments

I dont care if Bluesky is dying. People reading my posts is secondary to my need to post

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

He looks like a Conor O’Malley character

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

It is at least a little funny that Tapper was like, "How do I drum up excitement for my book on Release Day? I know: Dean Philips"

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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 30 days ago • 47 comments

ME: Give it to me straight doc. Is the tumor malignant? MY ONCOLOGIST WHO THE INSURANCE COMPANY REPLACED WITH AI: Regarding White genocide,

submitted 32 days ago • 16 comments

It should be a bigger deal that there is a GOP congressman named "Dusty Johnson" who looks like this

submitted 33 days ago • 27 comments

There is an easy layup for any 2028 contender to come out and say that if elected, they will seize Donald Trump's corrupt Qatari jet and blow it up on live TV.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

Mother must have her shrimp

submitted 37 days ago • 32 comments

I'm sorry, but your administration is only allowed to have one Fox News creature whose whole thing is shouting about immigrants while visibly intoxicated. A second one is just greedy

submitted 38 days ago • 2 comments

the first American Pope has chosen the name Charli XCX

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Please have some self-respect and stop calling it that

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

(Creed voice) Can you get me....fiiiired?

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

"Many of his actions are legal" I would hope so!!

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

Is there a law in Brazil that if you go to the hospital you have to post a photo of yourself looking gravely ill

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

been awhile since i've heard a grosser run of 6 words than "Chuck Todd, Host, The Chuck Toddcast"

submitted 48 days ago • 12 comments

experts ring alarm bells as America's strategic reserves of GOMBOOGUS Pro V9 4K Support Self Focus Projector with WiFi 6 and Bluetooth 5.2, 600 ANSI Native 1080P Outdoor Movie Projector, Auto 6D Keystone & 50% Zoom, Home Theater Projector for Phone/TV Stick/PC dwindle to dangerous lows

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

Unless their demands are met

submitted 53 days ago • 43 comments

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

submitted 54 days ago • 142 comments

I'm so happy Pope Francis got to experience one final 4/20. Ascending to Heaven absolutely whacked off that purp

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

Breaking: Pete Hegseth accidentally commissioned a skywriter to write Yemen attack plans in sky above crowded beach

submitted 55 days ago • 12 comments

This is like 90% of life now

submitted 57 days ago • 18 comments

Me when there's a coworker on my train

submitted 64 days ago • 10 comments

stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored

submitted 69 days ago • 47 comments

Is it good that every Trump official talking about the tariffs sounds like Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems begging for 12 more hours to repay his loan

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

submitted 74 days ago • 269 comments

Sir, you closed all the libraries

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

this is the centrist equivalent of the One Joke

submitted 78 days ago • 49 comments

thank you max

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

The White House has spent the last day nitpicking the word choice in a headline on The Atlantic. Now the world knows what it is like to be on Bluesky

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

submitted 81 days ago • 65 comments

The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director

submitted 82 days ago • 725 comments

i heard hegseth was also texting decades-old graduate theses with insufficient citations

submitted 82 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 286 comments

If I'm The Atlantic I am absolutely randomly adding Pete Hegseth to a group chat about, like, an upcoming profile of George Saunders

submitted 83 days ago • 7 comments

Donald Trump has ordered the death of every firstborn son in blue states *putting hands on my hips and making a shitty face* instead of helping lower gas prices for the middle class

submitted 87 days ago • 15 comments