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Friendly giraffe who loves to eat salad and staffs too many cons. pfp by @janacantdraw.bsky.social; banner photos by @bluehasia.bsky.social; fursuit by @lemonbrat.bsky.social. Yay!
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Quote of the day: "You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa Claus is coming in hot."

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Paging @dmdash71.bsky.social and @cervinecomedy.bsky.social ....

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The giraffe's probably thinking "I'm not his neighbor by choice, folks."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The problem with "survival of the fittest" is that everyone thinks they fall into "the fittest" category. That's it. That's my post for tonight.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

heading to work

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 27 comments

I just saw a man in the bathroom putting on a giraffe costume. I said, “That’s good, but it’s no Jason Voorhees standing at the urinal.”

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Uh…yeah. “Fox in the Fedora.” That guy does an EERILY perfect imitation of me. Which is weird ‘cuz it’s totally not me. A guy doing an impersonation. Yes.

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 14 days ago • 532 comments

If his forehead weren't so big, I'd think this was SNL's Marcello Hernández.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

one of the funniest things aggro bacon bros do is say shit like "we didn't evolve to eat salad" or w/e. lol @ these basic bitches and their sad lives. a salad is divine, a perfect thing in this world. peerless. it is your life which is not worth the salad and not the other way around

submitted 15 days ago • 54 comments

This pride month, take note which companies have previously dressed up their corporate logos in rainbows, but haven’t this year. These are the ones that were only doing it because it was safe and profitable. It was never about making a stand. Remember them.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Truly, madly, AND deeply? In THIS economy??

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

13 more followers and I'll start a raffle as I promised.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Quote of the day: "Do they have any estimated ETA on arrival for it?"

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

submitted 26 days ago • 36 comments

A furry convention? In Cleveland? It's likelier than you think! Furrest City: Mini-Con - Saturday 9/13 at the Sears Think[box] Please donate and register at our website! furrestcity.org

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Having second thoughts about the name I've chosen for my equestrian photography studio, "We Shoot Horses, Don't We?"

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments