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Sorry for doing two posts on this but the fundamental flaw here is assuming someone wants leftist Joe Rogan as opposed to “people like stupid things”. To me the closest Joe Rogan analogue is 90’s Howard Stern, who also had a show for stupid assholes.

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boxd.it/9KrGkH

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None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

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“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

submitted 28 days ago • 1493 comments

Gélineau advanced the term "narcolepsy" in 1880 while de la Tourette described his eponymous syndrome in 1885. "Autism" was coined by Bleuler in 1911, with full diagnoses soon after. But what do I know? I'm not the Cabinet secretary in charge of the goddamn Department of Health and Human Services.

submitted 28 days ago • 1332 comments

it’s genuinely extremely funny and tragic that trump caused a recession in order to get absolutely nothing

submitted 28 days ago • 97 comments

they brought the dire wolf back from extinction just to show it what fuckin dire looks like

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Just gonna put this up again and remind people that taxing the fuck out of rich people is the INCREASINGLY VANISHING compromise.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Never in my decade of filing FOIA requests have I gotten a response like this. Customs and Border Protection denies my request, saying "Due to law enforcement sensitivities we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of records." No exemption cited, no name of who wrote this.

submitted 48 days ago • 308 comments

this u king??

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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.” theonion.com/doj-des...

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I like how he implies that previously people only liked Tesla because they were programmed to

submitted 62 days ago • 747 comments

Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

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NEW: Minnesota Republican state Senator Justin Eichorn, co-author of the "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill that just made headlines, was arrested yesterday in Bloomington for allegedly soliciting sex with a 16-year-old girl. minnesotareformer.com/2025/03/18/g...

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Quinn Slobodian laser eyes, etc

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For narcissists suffering from arrested development, it is always about them. Always.

submitted 66 days ago • 1016 comments

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)

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At this rate Trump and Pals are gonna start up the House of Unzionist Activities

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ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 68 days ago • 81 comments

"Corruption" does not actually matter if most of the middle classoids still have their house, their debt, their credit card, and their treats. Nobody cares unless they are denied these things. 67% of Americans own a home and thus access to financial options other than their labour.

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“Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for years, so to ensure productivity going forward, all government workers must email me private nudes they would never want leaked,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...

submitted 70 days ago • 58 comments

bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again

submitted 72 days ago • 41 comments

The left has plenty of cool dudes, its just that they aren't democrat friendly. Cumtown, Chapo, and Hasan are all very popular, but antithetical to democrat platform. All the cool lefties want to abolish billionaires and that's not what the democratic party is for. democrats are the good cop for GOP

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Musk is blaming "Herbert Sandler," among others, for secretly financing the protests and Tesla dealerships over the last few weeks. Sandler died in 2019.

submitted 73 days ago • 1098 comments

“We can secede by removing children from state-run schools, converting currency into gold or cryptocurrency, relocating to states w lower taxes, or expatriating to a tax haven,”writes Slobodian.”We can secede, and many have, by joining gated communities to create private governments in miniature.”

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Groimes it siz I down’t owe innything

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From the man who backed out of a fight with Mark Zuckerberg and an appearance on the Daily Show: "I literally challenged Putin to one on one physical combat". This is "my dad works for Nintendo" level stuff.

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I'd like to bring this video to your attention. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyco... It's doing pretty significant numbers for what it is, so while I understand sharing it won't make a difference for those knee-deep in the cult of personality, I'd say it has a better-than-average chance of resonating.

submitted 74 days ago • 107 comments

so heres something interesting: i can officially report that JD Vance has ZERO JUICE. tragically juiceless got mad and sent the maga army after me and all I got was 1900 replies calling me a goat fucker and maybe 20 DMs. sadly was not drone struck nor black bagged nor even menaced by a lone nut

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Astronauts stranded on the ISS watching this

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