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Got out of here when it became clear moderation was broken. Came back because mastodon is awful and the alternatives are worse. Just finished an insane Eurovision adventure which I'll write about eventually.
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🚨BREAKING The Scottish Government has announced it's cancelling Scotland's new National Park in Galloway. This is devastating news for the local community and nature, slamming the door on the new investment and powers it would have brought. A betrayal of people and planet.

There's the line in Withnail & I where Danny says "They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man". Its a perfect lyrical encapsulation of something ending.

Big announcment: I've co-compiled a Telepathic Fish double album for Fundamental Frequencies based around the chill out parties we used to do in the early 90s. Out 5th Sept - available to pre-oder now with ltd. extra fanzine, mixtape & badge bundle. fundamentalfrequencies.co.uk/various-arti...

Just bumping this again as I’d hate for them to go to waste. Please tag a leftfield fan or repost if you know some.

Loving how linkedin has devalued job descriptions and let everyone describe themselves as whatever they like so I can search for a job as Senior Business Analyst and get shown positions for Junior Product Manager Coffee Solutions.

From The Glasgow Wrap. Interesting contrast between how the top group and bottom group are treated, regarding flags and incitement to violence.

The current Housing Bill is a watershed moment in the Scottish Parliament. However, it must go further to tackle the vast inequality gap that we see between the rich and the vulnerable in Fife. The Scottish Government must listen to us and act boldly to stop the hollowing out of our communities.

Reverberate Opinion (on Trance Europe Express 2, I think) was my introduction to Hardfloor and to the album Respect, but Mahogany Roots was the jewel on the second side of that album. Some of the maddest noises ever made.

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Kids will never understand 'going on the computer'

Disband Police Scotland

That glowsticks level in Apple Arcade Katamari is absolutely fantastic, my favourite Katamari level since whichever one had a Hardfloor remix as soundtrack.

24 hours to go—don't be late. 🔜 play.date/s2

Police Scotland are a fucking joke. A gazzilion orange walks? Fine! A rap group playing a pop music festival? UNGOVERNABLE

Fuck the police news.stv.tv/west-central...

🦩The #FlamingoLand decision isn’t set in stone yet. Until it is, Scottish Government ministers have the power to change the decision. That’s why we need as many people as possible to write to Planning Minister Ivan McKee, telling him he needs to act now. Add your name: greens.scot/LochLomond

With the Switch 2 out imminently, I've put together a collection for BFI Replay that captures the cultural breakthrough of video games on TV in the early 90s, from teatime kids' shows to hand-wringing current affairs docs. GamesMaster! Bad Influence! Moral panic! Find it in your local library!

✈️ THE HIGH LIFE RETURNS ✈️ After a 30-year delay in the departure lounge, The High Life returns in a new musical spectacular featuring all four original cast members - Alan Cumming, Forbes Masson, Siobhan Redmond and Patrick Ryecart 🧑‍✈️👨‍✈️👩‍✈🧑‍✈️ 🛬 Landing in Spring 2026 – Still Living It!

I'm sick & feeling sorry for myself, so to cheer myself up here's my favourite story about film & TV censorship James Ferman was the Director of the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) from 1975 to 1999. And he was terrified of ninjas 1/9

Back To The Hoxton™️

We are currently just a few short of our target 2000 subscribers that'll help sustain The Quietus over the coming year. Will you edge us over the line by taking advantage of the huge discounts in our spring sale? thequietus.com/news/the-qui...

The Wedding Present played 'Bizzaro' & more with The Tubs @ Music Hall of Williamsburg (pics, setlists) www.brooklynvegan.com/the-wedding-...

Got a tuning fork in the post as a promo for Basel Orchestra celebrating 150 years. Walking round the house hitting it off things and trying to pretend I know what it's doing.

James Clarke - Water Sports [UK, Jazz-Funk/Easy Listening] (1971) https://redd.it/fobaoa https://youtu.be/-9S1W9W8tzE

Just seen that wearable ai device that records everyone without permission.

Gold-plated Mario ring awarded to select Nintendo of America employees in the 1990s for their service.

1966

40 years ago, Ocean was advertising Street Hawk, the official video game of the TV show. Unfortunately, the show only lasted 14 episodes. Even more unfortunately, the game took 18 months to arrive. And more unfortunately still, it was really, really bad.

Surprisingly few people remember the Fellfoul computer game, released in 1984 for the ZX Spectrum 48K. The copy we have was salvaged from a landfill site in Port Clarence, and it was three months before we managed to play it without getting "R Tape loading error, 0:1".